Actually, unlike the party responsible for this website, I ain't nevah had a problem with my Shaw connection, except that one time I had been…celebrating…and didn't notice I'd kicked the modem behind my printer, slightly loosening the connections in the process. Nonetheless, this person does seem somewhat less than thrilled with the level of service he's received. Let's go to the web copy:

Shaw Wankspace

Hey. Got Milk? Better yet, Got Shaw?If you're reading this page then you probably know that when Shaw goes down, it goes down like a two bit whore.

Pointed. Yes, one would have to say pointed. This guy should never, ever try VCN. Not only does it go down at least twice a week, but it stays down for hours and when it comes back up all you get are sanctimonious whines from the staff about how they're all volunteer. Now, I'm a volunteer. I'm all for volunteerism. But let's set some kind of floor of competence, shall we? For lo, cluelessness is not endearing, particularly when my article misses the deadline because you're such a giggling incomp.

Gee, people used to get all het up over religion. Now we have ISPs instead. Nietzche was right.