Even when I am operating without benefit of electricity I still get 600 hits! Awesome, let's see Graydon Carter match that! Sure, he'd win the plaid pants modeling contest, but will that get you hits? Not unless they can do something A) orgasmic and upload the video or B) amusing with Diet Coke and Mentos.

In related news I note with some pride that ten people found their way to this blog the other day by googling "Self-aggrandizement." No idea why it led here…