No, really. I don’t care WHICH side you’re on, this is hilarious! I can just see all the soldiers of other armies, trying to convince the higher-ups that it should be mandatory for all female personnel, for defensive purposes. But seriously, what are they putting IN those things? Kwik-Kast?

JERUSALEM (Reuters) – An Israeli woman’s breast implants saved her life when she was wounded in a Hizbollah rocket attack during Israel‘s war with the Lebanese group, a hospital spokesman said on Tuesday.
Doctors found shrapnel embedded in the silicone implants, just inches from the 24-year-old’s heart.
“She was saved from death,” said a spokesman for Nahariya Hospital in northern Israel. The woman has been released from hospital.

Y’know, this could put a whole new complexion on the phrase: “Looka those bazookas!”
What’s first aid for a leaky implant anyway–rubber cement? Or would you have to treat it as a toxic spill?
I can’t believe they’re still using silicone there. We’re all about the saline in North America!
But perhaps they’ll be buying the filler at Home Depot in future, looking for something more Kevlarian.
btw all your comments are still being marked as spam.
So get on ‘er and fix it! Otherwise I might just stop linking here (Oooh, watta threat–speaking of big guns).
Seriously: Is it the continual “drug-crazed Nazi transvestite” references? Or the “drug-crazed fascist covert-panty-wearing Bush” references?
I think it’s not spam blocking-it’s censorship. Clearly the Agents (possibly the White House, but more likely the Boston Illuminati) have discovered my blog and are working to suppress me. If I disappear anytime soon, go to Grand Central Station and look under the lid of the toilet tank in the third stall of the third gents on the third level.
Let me know if you find anything interesting.
It quite clearly IS censorship. But I’m not going into the men’s room in Grand Central Station. Maybe we can send some hapless droog from the NSA.