Harry Potter wants YOU!

 Daniel Radcliffe wants you, baby!

This is not the first we’ve heard of the pervy Potter perp. No indeedy, not. A pattern is starting to emerge, one that we should have anticipated from the moment he flung a condom atop Dame Diana Rigg‘s head.

The boy is insatiable!

Several sources agree: first, there was the evidence from Ricky Gervais‘ backstage candid camera, then came a comment casually dropped by Kelly and another dropped by Metro, and now we see that the Ins and Outs post (yeah, that‘s what I’d call ins and outs, too) about Daniel Radcliffe’s Match.com profile has made it to the Top Blogs in WordPress.

That, my friends, is corroboration.

Potter on the prowl

12 thoughts on “Harry Potter wants YOU!

  1. Ok and if this is real what about it? He is entitled to find someone just as everyone else is! How many other people use this cite ans just because he is a celeb he is getting bashed for it? Oh come off it and grow up

  2. HE IS 18 YEARS OLD! Correct me if I am mistaken, but I do believe that he is allowed to have someone and get laid if he wants to!

  3. Excellent. Now stop relentlessly posting on my blog: you’ve posted more than me today! Door…ass… you know how it works, sweetheart.

    PS Daniel thinks you need a good enema.

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  6. He looks very charming. Actually it’s a great idea to post an ad. Probably it would be a good idea to flesh out, no pun intended, the exact girl he is looking for. I don’t mean necessarily add to the Ad, just for himself. Maybe she can then materialize for him. I wish him fun.

  7. You think making up the ad could manifest the girl? Interesting concept, and QUITE contrary to my experience of personal ads. I’d only do that again for a book contract.

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