Next time I decide to head out for a stroll and get some fresh air, make sure:
- it isn’t pouring (which means deferring pedestrianation till May)
- I spend less than $50
- it takes less than six hours
Actually, it only takes that long since I only windowshop when I have money, so it can be months between windowshopping expeditions. In my current impecunious state it’s irresponsible of me to spend $3 on a single pumpkin spice truffle from Godiva, but less so than spending $5 on meth, so there you have the hierarchy of the Downtown EastSide. We all throw our money away, but when we’re done I am the bag lady with the Holt’s totes.
We can all tell when you’re in need of a good meal.
After my interview on Halloween day (Where I will be dressed as a Responsible Adult), I’m going to hit the hwy and pop down to da Big City. Lesismore are playing the next night at the HG. I’ll spot you lunch on the 1st.
On my dime? Take her somewhere cheap–with a buffet, for preference. And NO liquor license–I know what that woman’s capable of!
Yee haw! Good luck passing as a responsible adult (take your mortgage papers and a note from your cats).
I’ve got a spot in mind for lunch, if you haven’t already picked out a place. Speaking of which, I’d better trot off to T&T and grab some dinner…