Stolen from EliseTalk, via Fark.
Of course, I’m one to talk. I use my manuals to even out my wobbly desk.
That blithe disregard of indispensable training materials bears not at all on my ability to produce such items, should you be in a hiring mood, by the way. I have, in fact, produced a procedures manual for an authorized Honda dealer and service shop, so I feel the pain of the poor sod who poured the sweat of his brow and the expense account of his employer into the production of the manual for the exquisite Lotus Elise which you see here.
I handed them the tire tools and opened the Owner’s Manual to the jacking instructions so they would be clear. We went over all the instructions and they assured me I was in good hands.
We (my father-in-law and I both left)
1 hour later I get a call about the “accident” and that I needed to come down…
raincoaster 
Perhaps your expertise is needed at Diebold.
In the future I’d like to develop a line of LOTR bath and beauty products (including bathroom fixtures and textiles) and I’d love to have you do the blurbs and the usage indications. It’s probably beneath your dignity, but there’s got to be some $$$ there once licensing is out of the way.
I’m in, my friend. I could bring in all kinds of LOTR in-jokes the fans will go nuts for. There must be a strawberry-scented bubble bath, for Sam-Frodo reasons. And we could do an Aragorn beard trimmer, so you’d always have the correct amount of scruff. Dial it from “smooth as Legolas’ butt cheeks” all the way up to “7-days in Mirkwood!” for that full beard effect.
PS I asked you to do me a favour, over Here. I’d appreciate it, and so would the original author.
Awesome…I knew you were right for the project. Left to my own devices, I’d be swimming in an overstock of Bilbo’s Foot Dander-No-More and the Faramirror. And I won’t even discuss how I planned to incorporate Galadriel’s pool.
Favour accomplishèd. Why does spellcheck underline ‘favour?’
Because spellcheck is American.
I thank you. The author thanks you. The internet thanks you. I should probably do a post on the whole thing, posting all the OTHER websites he’s plagiarized, but I’ve got actual work to do, so gavilan-killing will just have to wait. He’s a troll, and he has it coming; his first post in the support forum was a complaint that Robert Scoble gets more hits than he does.