Seriously. I never thought of reaffirming my faith in human nature by checking Technorati (particularly as it refuses to promote me from 18,694th place) but this, actually, is heartening:
Top Searches
Really, it’s most uplifting. Sure, we’ve got a titty model, a mindless entertainment site, a closeted neo-Gospel singer, a computer, a mindless hookup and boast site, the sound you make when swallowing a too-big vitamin pill, and a popular kind of canned beans, but then we also have, in the top ten blog searches in the world at this time, one of the greatest newly-dead philosophers in the world.
Now, if I only knew what Joost was…is it a Tang substitute?
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No, Joost is a cable TV substitute
Ah, so it doesn’t come in Orange then? Pity, I’m thirsty.
At the third paper for which I worked (must . . . use . . . . grammatically correct . . . . structure . . . . . now that Captain . . . . . . America . . . . . . isn’t . . . . . here . . . . . ‘sob’) the editor and her then-sister-in-law went insanely rapturous over some recipe for “Russian tea” – Tang and instant ice tea mix combined and mixed in hot water from our coffee machine.
Guess I was a dolt for brewing tea in the samovar and drinking it over a mouthful of white cherry preserves, eh? I must have missed that part in Russian history class where the Tsar of all Russiya ordered Prime Minister Stolypin to enter into a joint venture to create the Russo-American Lipton Instant Russian Tea Company . . . .