St. Patrick’s Day orgies of the Elder Gods

Cthulhu Drunk

Well, now we know how the Elder Gods celebrate their nameless rites on the eldritch and unspeakable occasion of St. Patrick’s Day. Do you suppose when he drove the snakes out of Ireland that he drove the Tentacled One out as well? And are those Captain Marsh’s Olde Newe Englande Rumme bottles I see around His Eldritch and Obscene Noxiousness

Also, check out the noodly appendage below; not bad for someone who’s been dead for millions of years. Oh, my bad: I guess showing a Great Old One’s Not Too Scruffy Old One should get this the NSFW tag.

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17 thoughts on “St. Patrick’s Day orgies of the Elder Gods

  1. That reminds me of St Pat’s in Oz, Burswood; Paddy’s was crowded! They had to move outside because of it too and that was the first time I ever saw not one, but TWO random drunks in the casino!

  2. Thanks! I’ve seen it, but can’t use it on this compy. Still, I should post it and will add it to the “get to these you lazy ass” backlog. I’m gonna pull a blog all-nighter and irony will probably see to it that I do so during the great Unplugging, which I think is on right now, ie the 24th. You’re supposed to see if you can go without a computer for a day. For me, nope, not this day. With more lead time I could stock the blog with some automatically posting stuff, but I’m not just gonna vanish voluntarily.

    It’s free to meet your friends online for coffee. At Starbucks it always seems to cost money; ever noticed that?

    Actually, when I did Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs, I realized I shouldn’t be so self-actualized but the internet has stepped in and allowed me to meet my higher needs. I’m working on developing a course for desperately poor people (ahem, not that we know anyone like that around these parts) to gain self-esteem and a sense of achievement through blogging. Now, if I can only find some community centers and nonprofits to pay me for it, I’ll be able to propagate a positive empire across the blogosphere!

    Now I know how Lenin felt…is this good?

  3. Good luck with your quest. Why can’t they have great unpluggings when it’s convenient for me? That would be a pretty ingenious workaround though, stocking up on posts ahead of time.

    Oh, man; they just put up the first Starbucks this town has ever seen and, boy, is it something. It’s right across the street from Bojangles Chicken.

    You should too be self-actualized, according to your own hierarchy. :-)

    We’re gonna mummify you and put you on display behind glass if you keep it up.

  4. As long as nobody’s staring at any crappy old Buddhas or something in the same room, I’m fine with that.

    Seriously, when it came to blogging the Beautiful Women Project, it’s been sitting in my backlog since December because, frankly, helping low self-esteem people get over that is NOT what I am all about.

    To say the least.

    Still, it’s been great for hits, so let that be a lesson to me!

  5. Well, maybe it isn´t my fault that I live in a sheltered world right now, but that WAS in Burswood (you know, the one near the Burswood Dome in Oz). Wait until you see Northbridge at night if you are ever thinking of going to Australia :P And, oh, don’t forget the random drunks during Australia Day… and the Over-Patriotic Vespa Lady who got surrounded by cops one day at the station :)

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