Stolen from Pharyngula who, apparently, stole it from Trey Parker‘s Orgazmo (and we luv us some Trey Parker around these parts…hmmm, right around THOSE parts, actually), here’s some candid footage of how a sweet little old lady deals with a couple of clean-cut Mormon missionaries. Watch and learn.
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In the mid-eighties I lived in a cheap motel that was swarmed every weekend by proseltyzing idiots of a dozen different quackisms, including Scientology and the Hare Krishnas.
My room-mate saw the Jehovah’s Witnesses coming one Saturday morning. Unshaven and smelling of cheap booze, he snatched up a black, cowled robe (which was lying on the living room floor for totally unrelated but serendipitous reasons), flung open the door and loudly said:
“Took ya long enough. Did you bring the goat?”
The three of them paused, looking each other up and down, then he slammed the door. After a minute they walked away without leaving any literature, or indeed setting foot on our front step. We never saw any other missionaries from that day on. We think the JW’s must have left some kind of hobo sign on the wall to warn the others.
“soul soliciting pig fuckers”
I am so dying to drop that line at the gimcrack’s bible study program
That would be a linkworthy post for sure. Don’t forget the cape!
Maybe the people who made this video never had some pepper on their thongs when they were young!… My children would not dare to speak like that to anyone, regardless of their religion. This video is outrageous!
I agree. Where are the good old days when missionaries got put into a cauldron and then eaten?
Well Metro, there have got to be a few on the rez up there…you have a hot tub…just turn up the heat.
Ah, I never went much for Indian food.