How to intro this…well, first of all you should know that the prize here is nothing less than immortal glory and the adoring praise of millions. There shall be none other like you on Earth; you will be unique among all peoples:
the one, the only, winner of the FADenclature contest on the ol’ raincoaster blog!
Seriously, how cool is that?
Which is all just a fancy way of saying No, there’s no money in it.
Something along the lines of the Tentacle Pornstar Name Challenge, this is a contest to develop the most amusing name for the soon-to-leave-the-pages-of-Snopes-forever (as soon as Lohan gets ahold of the idea anyway) concept of adorning one’s nether regions with what is known in the yoof community as “bling” and flashing said bling in the presence of witnesses if not actually paparazzi. Where can Paris, Lindsay et al go from here anyway? They’ve got to ramp it up somehow!
See here for background. Suggestions in the comments section. You’re up against some tough competition here; those Gawkerites can be lightning fast with the wisecracks, so bring your best game.
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Pudenta?
Pleased to be able to assist.
I’m going with the very obvious and not very witty Vaging
VAGING (n) va-jin-g: Bling of the vagina
I expect popular culture to shorten this to ‘Jing’ very soon.
following from this is the Jingscape:
JINGSCAPE (n) jin-g-sca-pe: Nether regions of a woman shaven and encrusted with jewels and precious metals to create the desired artistic effect. May also vaguely resemble the moon, especially as most men have and will never go there. Implies the use of two or more items of jing in an arranged way.
Pick me. Then I can tell the ladies in the bars that I really did invent these terms.
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I think Jing is an early leader, with “Bling that Thing” coming a close second.
“Tinselhooey”?
O god …
I just thought the word “glunt.”
I have never thought the word “glunt” before.
Excuse me while I go get my memory erased.
Damn this is right up my gash.
I’ll have to think about it. I haven’t eaten yet.
Oh this one is easy:
BEHOLD:
COOCH PLUMAGE
Come on, you know you love it. It rolls right off the tongue. You can totally imagine it rolling off Federline’s tongue:
“Yo! Did you see the cooch plumage on that chick?”
Or in Briney’s case:
Hoochie plumage
:-( WordPress hates me …
Sob.
You’re probably putting links in your comments. Don’t.
Well it’s clear I’m the winner.
Just remember: I’ve got VODKA. Flavored. High end.
Haha just kidding, RC.
You can’t be bribed, right? Right?
There are THREE ingredients in a Negroni, just in case you’re thinking along those lines.
Come on, you can supply your own vermouth, can’t you?
Oh come on. My stray thought up there is definitely the wine … I mean winner.
No reason booze crosses the mind, none at all.
As IF I can afford vermouth; I am even out of herbal tea!