So you want to know how the final book ends, do you?
Do all the people that the bloodthirsty Rowling has killed off suddenly un-die, join hands and sing “It’s a Small World After All” while Draco Malfoy converts to the Church of Dumbledoorianism, Buckbeak leads a squadron of precision hippogriffs in barrel rolls overhead, Gandalf shoots off fireworks in the shape of Godric Gryffindor‘s right butt-cheek, and Harry experiences multiple orgasms as he loses his virginity to your choice of Ginny Weasley/Hermione Granger/Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy/Fred and Ron Weasley.
No.
How does it actually end? Click here to find out, and don’t say I didn’t warn you!
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I’ll believe that when I read it!
Well, context alert…you just did.
Hmm – so I did! I wonder if reading the book will give a different ending?
Actually, I can’t see that ending being used in the final film.
Huh. Predictable.
So predictable in fact that I wrote it into my acclaimed Chinese-language masterpiece “Harry Potter and the Dragon’s Sapphire”. I don’t know how Rowling’s going to write him back to life just so she can kill him again!
OMG! I had heard that someone had made an attempt on that sapphire. I had not realised it was the wizard wunderkind. RIP Harold
I’m telling you, it’s just a plot leading up to a series of books where Harry has trouble fitting in as a ghost, and misses his friends, who are alive, but tries to get over their loss.
What would you call that? A Mortungsroman?
I don’t know, but I think Harlequin has a line of books based on that premise.
They have four, if I’m not mistaken.
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Harlequin? Gotta check it out.
And the teachers fry him up over an open fire and….
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Uhh.. Harry did not die.. “All is Well” I read the book
Well he aught to have, after all he put us through!