Granny got tail!
Naughty, naughty beaver! Keep your tail away from innocent Swedish grannies, be they never so wrinkled and asking for it.
Word comes from the banks of the Bottena that a wild Swedish beaver went crazy at the sight of an elderly swimmer and indulged in an orgy of slapping and physical violence.
“The beaver attacked the grandmother. She was seriously hit by the animal’s tail and received a number of bites and scratches,” an officer told the newspaper.
Surely not the first or last time that someone has regretted an encounter with really wild beaver.
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raincoaster 
The search engines are going to love you today Beaver Girl.
One hopes so. Google isn’t speaking to me lately.
At one time I was #3 on Google for “Beaver Shots”. I am the QUEEN of the “beaver” tag. Ah, glory days.
I googled the original articles in the local newpaper down south.
Seems as the local authorities have decided to exterminate the appromately ten beavers living in Bottenån, a stream popular for swimming.
I say
Go Beavers! Don’t let them track you down. Chew some hunters instead!
They. Are. Going. To. Kill. The. Beavers?
What the hell is wrong with people.
This is otterly hilarious
It’s nothing but sublimated gender hostility. Wait till the feminists hear about this!!!
hi i enjoyed the read
Glad to hear it.