Here, at last, are the long-awaited lyrics to the Chad Vader interpretation of that hoary YouTube classic we’ve all enjoyed so much over the years, Chocolate Rain.
Click here for the Tay Zonday original audio and the Chad Vader video, now singalong-able!
Chocolate Rain!
Randy made me mop the floor again
Chocolate Rain!
Clarissa left and now my heart feels pain
Chocolate Rain!
Whitstrom is the one I’m going to train
Chocolate Rain!
Once my face was normal. Now it’s maimed
Chocolate Rain!
I drove my bike into the wrong lane
Chocolate Rain!
Fell right into the mouth of Evil King
Chocolate Rain!
To get me out they had to use a crane
Chocolate Rain!
My face got burned and now it’s not the same
Chocolate Rain!
Double coupon Mondays are the worst
Chocolate Rain!
An old lady attacked me with her purse
Chocolate Rain!
Lloyd annoys me every day at 3
Chocolate Rain!
Weekend double shifts are killing me
Chocolate Rain!
Clint fills me with anger and with hate
Chocolate Rain!
I threw him into a lettuce crate
Chocolate Rain!
Tell me who will stop the Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!
It is quite tasty this Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain! is raining in my brain
Chocolate Rain!
Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!Chocolate Rain!
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Chocolate Raaaaaain!
Chocolate Rain!
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raincoaster 
Guess there goes the idea for “Carob Drizzle”
That sounds pretty filthy, doesn’t it?
Indeed, I’m pretty sure they used to offer that at Sin City until the City shut them down.
Instead of “Fell right into the mouth of Evil King” it’s “Fell right into the mouth of a volcan-”
(as in a volcano, but that doesn’t rhyme, if you watch the other videos that’s why he needs his brother’s (Darth) spare suit)
D’oh! I don’t remember the part about the volcano.
Yes, Darth Vader’s brother rode his bike into a volcano when he was young and scarred himself. He even mentions that here:
Yes, it’s a moving story that will someday, no doubt, form the basis for an opera.
i nominate Chocolate rain as the #1 most likely song to get stuck in a person’s head