quiz: which pet are you?

I guess “Squid” wasn’t a category? And the last line rings totally false: as if most people are smarter than monkeys! Stolen from max.


You Would Be a Pet Monkey


Smart and unbridled, you are truly unpredictable… and a little crazy.

You’re very playful and funny, but you’re also moody and aggressive.

You’re have the personality of a wild animal, which is both scary and entertaining.Why you would make a great pet: You’re very smart and you know how to charm people

Why you would make a bad pet: When you don’t get your way, you’re a bit of a monster

What you would love about being a monkey: Playing interesting games with humans

What you would hate about being a monkey: Not being quite smart enough to be a human!

What Kind of Pet Would You Be?

39 thoughts on “quiz: which pet are you?

  1. You Would Be a Pet Bird

    You’re intelligent and witty, yet surprisingly low maintenance.
    You charm people easily, and they usually love you a lot more than you love them.
    You resent anyone who tries to own or control you. You refuse to be fenced in.

    Why you would make a great pet: You’re very smart and entertaining

    Why you would make a bad pet: You’re not interested in being anyone’s pet!

    What you would love about being a bird: Flying, obviously

    What you would hate about being a bird: Being caged

  2. The animal sitch for you has been a downhill slide ever since you came in on the low side on the squid test. This is going to take a lot of alcohol to fix.

  3. I’ve been running into monkeys all day…it’s the strangest thing. Hazel’s got monkeys, Metro’s got monkeys…but I’m not letting either of them pet me.

  4. Ooooooh, you are lucky that my mommyblogging has temporarily softened me. I could come out with one that would have your ears ringing for weeks, but I’m too fucking nice, goddammit.

  5. If you come a little closer, I’ll show you.

    The Raincoaster cannot resist … she is fascinated by my digits … soon she shall be here with me. Mwhahahahaha!

  6. FFE: of course, but if you use it on the blog, make with the linkie luv.

    Metro: depends. How fast can those prehensile toes get you here?

    Will: sometimes you can just tell, eh?

  7. I like the kinda pet I’d be:

    You Would Be a Pet Cat

    Independent and aloof, you don’t like to be dependent on anyone. And as for other people, you can take them or leave them. You often don’t care. You live your life by your own rules. And you have deep motivations that no one truly understands.

    Why you would make a great pet: You’re not needy or greedy… unlike other four legged friends.

    Why you would make a bad pet: You’re not exactly running down to greet people at the door

    What you would love about being a cat: Agility and freedom

    What you would hate about being a cat: Being treated like a dog by clueless humans

    Meow!

  8. That’s funny; I don’t see you as catlike at all. But then there are relatively few common house pets, and you’re not the least like a goldfish or budgie.

  9. You Would Be a Pet Monkey

    Smart and unbridled, you are truly unpredictable… and a little crazy.
    You’re very playful and funny, but you’re also moody and aggressive.
    You’re have the personality of a wild animal, which is both scary and entertaining.

    Why you would make a great pet: You’re very smart and you know how to charm people

    Why you would make a bad pet: When you don’t get your way, you’re a bit of a monster

    What you would love about being a monkey: Playing interesting games with humans

    What you would hate about being a monkey: Not being quite smart enough to be a human!

    What Kind of Pet Would You Be?

  10. Immediately I am struck by an impulse to post a really difficult math problem but lucky you I am too sleep deprived rustle one up.

  11. ***You Would Be a Pet Fish***

    Relaxed and laid back, you prefer to sit back and observe what’s going on around you.
    You are secretly very wise and intelligent, but few people take the time to learn about you.
    You don’t mind if the world doesn’t understand you. You’re having enough fun trying to understand the world.

    Why you would make a great pet: You’re peaceful and nice to be around, but not very demanding

    Why you would make a bad pet: Let’s face it… the only person you’re truly interesting to is yourself

    What you would love about being a fish: Swimming around aimlessly without a care in the world

    What you would hate about being a fish: Being used as bait or food for bigger fish

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    A fish? You gotta be kidding me!

  12. A fish? I’m not seeing the fish, but some of what it’s saying is you, for sure (not the “you’re boring” part!). I think that would make you not a cat, but some night creature like a cat, maybe a moonbaby?

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