I guess “Squid” wasn’t a category? And the last line rings totally false: as if most people are smarter than monkeys! Stolen from max.
You Would Be a Pet Monkey |
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You’re very playful and funny, but you’re also moody and aggressive. You’re have the personality of a wild animal, which is both scary and entertaining.Why you would make a great pet: You’re very smart and you know how to charm people Why you would make a bad pet: When you don’t get your way, you’re a bit of a monster What you would love about being a monkey: Playing interesting games with humans What you would hate about being a monkey: Not being quite smart enough to be a human! |
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You Would Be a Pet Bird
You’re intelligent and witty, yet surprisingly low maintenance.
You charm people easily, and they usually love you a lot more than you love them.
You resent anyone who tries to own or control you. You refuse to be fenced in.
Why you would make a great pet: You’re very smart and entertaining
Why you would make a bad pet: You’re not interested in being anyone’s pet!
What you would love about being a bird: Flying, obviously
What you would hate about being a bird: Being caged
And that not-housebroken part…is that accurate as well?
Woof Woof!
Another I could see coming. But I mean…mine? Monkeys don’t even float well!
The animal sitch for you has been a downhill slide ever since you came in on the low side on the squid test. This is going to take a lot of alcohol to fix.
My thoughts exactly. I home Mr and Mrs Metro have laid in a good stock of the fermented grain products.
And I have that Don Ho song stuck in my head now.
The Don Ho song? And you wonder where the monkey came from?
I’ve been running into monkeys all day…it’s the strangest thing. Hazel’s got monkeys, Metro’s got monkeys…but I’m not letting either of them pet me.
“but I’m not letting either of them pet me”
Said like a true monkey.
[Wow you are sassy when you are a monkey.]
I tried to get in touch with my inner child, only to discover it was a Bonobo.
Oh like you did not digest your inner child.
Well, at least birds don’t throw their feces through cage bars.
Ooooooh, you are lucky that my mommyblogging has temporarily softened me. I could come out with one that would have your ears ringing for weeks, but I’m too fucking nice, goddammit.
C’mon, you know I enjoy it when you hurt me . . . . wait, that didn’t come out right . . .
Besides, birds drop theirs from great heights
Okay.
I was just going to say that everyone knows what birds do to a newspaper. OUCH!
You have only yourself to thank for this abuse. I hope you’re proud.
That was hilarious. Yes, hilarious. No deadpan, no sarcasm. Hilarious!
But evil, no?
Monkey. Well duh.
Or rather “Oo-oop-ook eek!”
Metro is all about the monkey. The shocking, not so much …
I have heard amazing things about the prehensile toes: are they true?
If you come a little closer, I’ll show you.
The Raincoaster cannot resist … she is fascinated by my digits … soon she shall be here with me. Mwhahahahaha!
Quite evil, which made it quite hilarious.
Permission to use it on some of my former collegues sometime?
They say a cat – and they are not wrong! :)
FFE: of course, but if you use it on the blog, make with the linkie luv.
Metro: depends. How fast can those prehensile toes get you here?
Will: sometimes you can just tell, eh?
I like the kinda pet I’d be:
Meow!
That’s funny; I don’t see you as catlike at all. But then there are relatively few common house pets, and you’re not the least like a goldfish or budgie.
You Would Be a Pet Monkey
Smart and unbridled, you are truly unpredictable… and a little crazy.
You’re very playful and funny, but you’re also moody and aggressive.
You’re have the personality of a wild animal, which is both scary and entertaining.
Why you would make a great pet: You’re very smart and you know how to charm people
Why you would make a bad pet: When you don’t get your way, you’re a bit of a monster
What you would love about being a monkey: Playing interesting games with humans
What you would hate about being a monkey: Not being quite smart enough to be a human!
What Kind of Pet Would You Be?
Come on now, Rain, you don’t want to be eaten, do you?
On second thought…
ExACTly!
LOL!
Thank God people are leaving easy comments tonight. I’m so fried from sleep deprivation I can’t handle long sentences!
Immediately I am struck by an impulse to post a really difficult math problem but lucky you I am too sleep deprived rustle one up.
***You Would Be a Pet Fish***
Relaxed and laid back, you prefer to sit back and observe what’s going on around you.
You are secretly very wise and intelligent, but few people take the time to learn about you.
You don’t mind if the world doesn’t understand you. You’re having enough fun trying to understand the world.
Why you would make a great pet: You’re peaceful and nice to be around, but not very demanding
Why you would make a bad pet: Let’s face it… the only person you’re truly interesting to is yourself
What you would love about being a fish: Swimming around aimlessly without a care in the world
What you would hate about being a fish: Being used as bait or food for bigger fish
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A fish? You gotta be kidding me!
A fish? I’m not seeing the fish, but some of what it’s saying is you, for sure (not the “you’re boring” part!). I think that would make you not a cat, but some night creature like a cat, maybe a moonbaby?
A fish? I cannot deny…that is lame.
Lemur? Kinkajou? Bush baby is out for obvious political reasons…
Now I totally want to be the lemur. Jeesh. Lemur-envy. Like I did not have issues already.
If it helps any, I think lemur envy is at least unique in the medical literature.