Headline o’ the Day: Don’t Upset Me, Bro!

Manitoba aboriginal leaders upset man shot,
then stunned by Taser

Seriously, they should just leave the poor man alone. He’s obviously having a hellish day.

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14 thoughts on “Headline o’ the Day: Don’t Upset Me, Bro!

  1. I also liked the Guardian’s “Police shoot dead woman menacing shoppers in parking lot.” Someone on Gawker said that if she’s a zombie, no wonder they shot her!

  2. We can’t set mummies on fire. That would only annoy Zahi Hawass — and I kinda admire his self-promoting ways.

    We could still shoot ’em, though ;)

  3. Can we shoot them with inflammatories at least? Oh, wait, that would make them grow…but then they might swell and burst! But then the world would be full of mummy slime. And that would be bad.

  4. Do mummy’s have slime? I sorta think they’d burst in an explosion of dust… which’d start me off sneezing, so no, just leave the damn mummies alone.

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