Manitoba aboriginal leaders upset man shot,
then stunned by Taser
Seriously, they should just leave the poor man alone. He’s obviously having a hellish day.
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raincoaster 
“The use of force continuum is not a one-way highway.”
Love that quote. Wonder if there are many hitchikers on the Use of Force Continuum Highway…
I also liked the Guardian’s “Police shoot dead woman menacing shoppers in parking lot.” Someone on Gawker said that if she’s a zombie, no wonder they shot her!
And how do we tell if they have become a zombie? I never get that right!
If they walk real slow, they’re zombies… or is that old people? Oh, well, better safe than sorry. Shoot ’em anway?
I like your attitude!
What if they walk like an Egyptian?
*sorry, wrong thread*
If they’re singing the Bangles song, shoot them, too. Twice. Just to be sure ;)
What about old Egyptians? Don’t they get a pass?
Oh, wait. They’re likely to be MUMMIES! SET THEM ON FIRE!
We can’t set mummies on fire. That would only annoy Zahi Hawass — and I kinda admire his self-promoting ways.
We could still shoot ’em, though ;)
But…can’t we shoot them with incendiaries?
I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that…
Can we shoot them with inflammatories at least? Oh, wait, that would make them grow…but then they might swell and burst! But then the world would be full of mummy slime. And that would be bad.
Do mummy’s have slime? I sorta think they’d burst in an explosion of dust… which’d start me off sneezing, so no, just leave the damn mummies alone.
VAPORIZING MUMMIES? AWESOMENOSITY!!!!!
Then, if you gathered up the powder and put it in jars, would you have “Instant Mummy” for later?