Is this the greatest infomercial teaser of all time? Yes; yes, it may well be.
His name is takeittothebank and his game is putting the “ass” in “class.”
Have you ever wondered how the other half lives? Wonder no more. It lives like ME. Every morning I eat caviar even though I do not like caviar!!! Would I do this if I were not RICH!?!?! The fillings in my teeth are gold. Are the fillings in your teeth gold!?!? They are not. The caviar I do not want for breakfast I feed to my cat. What does your cat eat!?!? Cat food?!?! I pity your cat. Mine is the world you live in when you are RICH!!! CARS!!! WOMEN!!! STATUES!!! CAVIAR!!! Perhaps you are beginning to understand. If so, I welcome you. HELLO!!! Now let me ask you this: Do you know the pleasure of owning a tie made of genuine SILK!!! I do!!! Now let me ask you this: would I call myself “THE BANK” if I did not have lots of money? I would not. That would be ridiculous!!! But I am not ridiculous. I am RICH!!! I will ask you one last time: DO YOU DOUBT I AM RICH!?!?!
This is like Donald Trump‘s long-lost Desi twin.
From the whoreanus outfit and grooming to the chubby, inert harem, to the amateur porn-worthy direction, not to mention the maniacal, self-deluded laugh, this could well be the greatest, most inspirational infomercial of all time, greater than the great Aleksey Vayner’s Impossible Is Nothing, even if it ISN’T an infomercial. It appears to be a YouTube channel. I wonder why he hasn’t signed on in a year…must be out being rich somewhere, right? Monte Carlo? Goa? Paris? Dubai?
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awe inspiring :-)
incidentally I once had a job working for an obscenely rich woman (she paid CASH for her 7.5 million dollar home). my job was to feed and walk her two pet schnauzers. they ate leftover lobster, fillet steak and sashimi. when there were no leftovers I cooked osso bucco for them. seriously.
I can believe it. My mother worked for a family like that when she was a teenager. They were Orthodox Jewish but the kid she looked after had a huge fondness for bacon and Kraft Dinner, so every day they’d walk over to her sister’s apartment and they’d have that for lunch.
Eet’s so ri-di-cu-lose!
I love how he has to keep ducking in front of that fern, and laughing like a maniac. TO-tally sane. TO-tally. The rest of his videos are also amusing, in similar inadvertent fashion.
Jeez–You’re a Vancouverite, so maybe you’ll sympathize when I say I’m having Tom Wu flashbacks:
“You know me? I come to dis country po’ immigran’. I got no friends.
You take my seminar–I gonna make you millionaire!”
Tom’s first lesson on making millions in Vancouver real estate:
Approach the widow at the buffet, while she has her mouth full.
Ah, who doesn’t remember Tom Wu and all those rentababes in his hot tub? But I think this guy is funnier.
You’re not really rich until you have mink lined bathroom sinks.
With LIVE minks!
Something about this guy reminds me of Zsa Zsa’s last mistake, Prince Von A Hole.
Except this guy is more genuine.
Hilarious. Love the demented laugh.
If I were “rich” I would pay for a better camera man…
YOU DOUBT???
Wow, I wonder if this was some sort of attempt at a viral marketing campaign or something. I mean, he can’t be serious… can he?
Check his other videos. His market is obviously stupid, submissive, greedy people, and god knows there are no shortage of them around.