This reminds me of the old joke about the Greek mother asking her daughter why after five years of marriage she hasn’t any grandchildren yet.
Two years ago there was a report out of Romania about a couple who’d sought fertility treatments, only to be corrected about their technique.
Linky workie now.
Linky still no workie for me. The link TO me works. The Click link does not.
Ah, that! Worked in preview. Lemme go see.
Fixed, thanks. (Just noticed this sign is at a hospital!)
Oh, that made me laugh.
The Baptists are never going to go for this.
But the Mormons will?
As far as I know, Mormons are fine with sex. Lots of sex. However you want to have it as long as it is with the opposite gender. Baptists? Not so much, Baptists cannot even dance because it might look like sex in the WRONG position. [Baptists are pretty strict about positions.] Catholics are going to go sproggers over this too, they only get to have sex for procreation purposes. This is one the Mormons win. [wink]
[Oh, almost forgot, with the Mormons, IN wedlock, that is a biggy.]
Don’t Mormons wear that special underwear, though, so you can only have sex in Mormon-approved fashion? You’re right about the Baptists, though. As for the Catholics, probably yet another area where there are two interpretations: one for the priesthood and one for the clergy.
You can take that off as long as it is still attached to your body by a string. Mormons do not bathe in undergarments the way nuns are supposed to. I figure you can use the same rule for sex. I am playing pretty fast and loose with someone else’s religion there but hey I survived three years in Utah as a gentile that should earn me a little latitude. :::whistling:::
Underwear bondage? Those Mormons are way kinky!
@ Max, you have earned latitude AND Longitude!
Oh, I don’t think max is a size queen.
But it does matter!
Doesn’t it? From what I can remember – – –
Not at all; it’s like your Technorati ranking. It’s all in how you use it.
I can relate to that – my Technorati ranking keeps getting smaller too – and I can’t find a use for that either. :(
Badum-bump!
Where is FFE? I hear his name being called…
Why? Does he keep getting smaller as well? Soon he will become ffe?
Why am I suddenly reminded of Geoffrey Chaucer and hysse blogge of wunderes?
Reading that sign, I find myself thinking that there’s a colon missing. But the keyboard mocks me when I type that.
And like your Technorati rating you can pimp the hell out of it if you wish to gain more internal affirmation.
I can pimp my colon out? For internal affirmation?
Metro, the keyboard is not the only thing.
Archie, of course! Elderporn is a big business!
Hey, it’s FFE. Any messages?
That sign certainly explains how politicians are born . . .
I just thought that using puns would call you through the ether, kind of like the bat signal.
Agreed about the politicians thing.
Brilliant.
I wonder if this is why everyone says what they do about Englishmen? I thought it was the schools?
Everyone?? What do they do about Englishmen? The schools? One can only presume they have schools in hillbilly country, what do they do about the men there? And the livestock? And the visitors, in canoes?
Stop boasting that Canada has the most beaver, tuh!
This reminds me of the old joke about the Greek mother asking her daughter why after five years of marriage she hasn’t any grandchildren yet.
Two years ago there was a report out of Romania about a couple who’d sought fertility treatments, only to be corrected about their technique.
Linky workie now.
Linky still no workie for me. The link TO me works. The Click link does not.
Ah, that! Worked in preview. Lemme go see.
Fixed, thanks. (Just noticed this sign is at a hospital!)
Oh, that made me laugh.
The Baptists are never going to go for this.
But the Mormons will?
As far as I know, Mormons are fine with sex. Lots of sex. However you want to have it as long as it is with the opposite gender. Baptists? Not so much, Baptists cannot even dance because it might look like sex in the WRONG position. [Baptists are pretty strict about positions.] Catholics are going to go sproggers over this too, they only get to have sex for procreation purposes. This is one the Mormons win. [wink]
[Oh, almost forgot, with the Mormons, IN wedlock, that is a biggy.]
Don’t Mormons wear that special underwear, though, so you can only have sex in Mormon-approved fashion? You’re right about the Baptists, though. As for the Catholics, probably yet another area where there are two interpretations: one for the priesthood and one for the clergy.
You can take that off as long as it is still attached to your body by a string. Mormons do not bathe in undergarments the way nuns are supposed to. I figure you can use the same rule for sex. I am playing pretty fast and loose with someone else’s religion there but hey I survived three years in Utah as a gentile that should earn me a little latitude. :::whistling:::
Underwear bondage? Those Mormons are way kinky!
@ Max, you have earned latitude AND Longitude!
Oh, I don’t think max is a size queen.
But it does matter!
Doesn’t it? From what I can remember – – –
Not at all; it’s like your Technorati ranking. It’s all in how you use it.
I can relate to that – my Technorati ranking keeps getting smaller too – and I can’t find a use for that either. :(
Badum-bump!
Where is FFE? I hear his name being called…
Why? Does he keep getting smaller as well? Soon he will become ffe?
Why am I suddenly reminded of Geoffrey Chaucer and hysse blogge of wunderes?
Reading that sign, I find myself thinking that there’s a colon missing. But the keyboard mocks me when I type that.
And like your Technorati rating you can pimp the hell out of it if you wish to gain more internal affirmation.
I can pimp my colon out? For internal affirmation?
Metro, the keyboard is not the only thing.
Archie, of course! Elderporn is a big business!
Hey, it’s FFE. Any messages?
That sign certainly explains how politicians are born . . .
I just thought that using puns would call you through the ether, kind of like the bat signal.
Agreed about the politicians thing.
Brilliant.
I wonder if this is why everyone says what they do about Englishmen? I thought it was the schools?
Everyone?? What do they do about Englishmen? The schools? One can only presume they have schools in hillbilly country, what do they do about the men there? And the livestock? And the visitors, in canoes?
Stop boasting that Canada has the most beaver, tuh!