For some things, my friends, there are no words. The soulless perversions, both polymorphous and (shockingly) amorphous, of the cosmic aberration which is Cthulhu know bondage neither in space nor in time, nor in any other dimension either dreamed or measured.
Here, my friends, is proof. Cover your eyes and turn away, rather than click on and be damned.
Here be dragons.
Here be Cthulhu Goatse:
Cthulhu Goatse! The Horror! The Horror!
Blame Archie. Or, as we call him, Nyarlathotep. But wait, there’s more! We are nothing if not servicey, us acolytes. If merely gazing upon the image were not enough, click here to read the unspeakable background in the shocking story of the Cthulhu Goatse.
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It is good to see that the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles who worship me recognise my powers.
Even in my sporkishness.
Y’know, I was looking for an excuse to avoid posting this bit from bash.org. But then I came here.
The serendipity o’erpowers me. So:
It’s missing only one thing – Rick Astley
Some things man was not meant to see. Ignore the above comment.
Rick Astley is all up in there…you just need a speculum to find him. Are you sure you want one?
Metro: I never made it past the first chapter of Dune. Bored silly.
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“It’s missing only one thing – Rick Astley”
Freekin’ FFE
Gotta go change my shorts now . . .
~m
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Like I said, he’s in there somewhere! Take a spelunking helmet and be sure to use lots of Cthulhube.
Goatse dentata?
You just KNOW that sex with Cthulhu would be a painful experience. Wouldn’t you feel cheated if it weren’t?
MALWARE IS ON THIS SITE
If explicit Cthulhu porn isn’t considered malware, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS???
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn !!!
My eyes! My poor, virgin eyes….
Not anymore!
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Reblogged this on Peter.
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