Carrying on from our infamous Cthulhu Porn post (warning: CTHULHU GOATSE, THE ULTIMATE EVIL), we present the following. In case you read The Dunwich Horror, extrapolated (as is your wont) from the circumstances surrounding the conception of Wilbur Whatley, and wondered what kind of woman would do the dirty with Mister Big Himself, Cthulhu.
Behold:
It explains so very much.
ROTFLMAO!
And here everyone thinks it’s the BODYGUARD she’s having the affair with!
I will resist making an inappropriate comment about fishy smells.
I will also resit making a comment about Japanese porn.
Oh, and since I am showing inordinate restraint, will not wonder about the little bottle of lube, and why it is open.
typos suck.
Oh, don’t worry about that! And please, we are ALL ABOUT the inappropriate remarks over here. Fire away.
Seen the post about Cthulhu’s Dream Job?
http://twurl.nl/hwqs3j
Is that “hand” sanitizer she’s holding? Guess it keeps the Fungi from Yuggoth away…
Too funny.
Well, you never know where those tentacles have been. And I won’t say whether I’m referring to his or hers.
I still say it’s lube.
ditto Necromancer . . .
Let the bacteria MUTATE!!!!!
~m
It’s a bottle of Cthulube…duh.
Of COURSE. Smells like a fish.
since i can’t find you on FB for the moment, i’m sticking this link here:

Enjoy :)
Awwww!
Faceplant killed my account, so you have to Friend me under my real name. Honest to god, it looks weird to see “Lorraine Murphy” on Facebook.
I am also a huge fan of the “booty call of cthulhu” pun, as is evidenced by my url.