Probably the Chicken Dance or Achy Breaky Heart.
Both make me vomit a bit in my mouth . . .
~m
actually, I think I know the ‘bone’ player . . .
;)
~m
What is strategy #2?
~m
#2 is dancing:
I’ll have to try that some time. After all, my dancing has been known to scare the horses.
If only I had thought of this during my bear altercations.
Now you know. Macarena or jazz band, those are your choices.
Won’t the bear be instantly pissed off it they hurry up and play his least fav song? Survivalists indeed.
I would lull him into bliss with perhaps a montage of his favorite melodies.
If you’re approached by a bear, there are two things you should do: First, tell tell the band to knock off the Village People. Second, find another bar. Unless bears are your thing, naturally.
“… dissection is fun for Frogges … ”
No wonder they lost Canada and the unPleasant Altercation with our German Freonds in 1940
Yes, the Germans are notoriously unreceptive to arguing over espressos until the wee hours. No stamina!
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Probably the Chicken Dance or Achy Breaky Heart.
Both make me vomit a bit in my mouth . . .
~m
actually, I think I know the ‘bone’ player . . .
;)
~m
What is strategy #2?
~m
#2 is dancing:
I’ll have to try that some time. After all, my dancing has been known to scare the horses.
If only I had thought of this during my bear altercations.
Now you know. Macarena or jazz band, those are your choices.
Won’t the bear be instantly pissed off it they hurry up and play his least fav song? Survivalists indeed.
I would lull him into bliss with perhaps a montage of his favorite melodies.
If you’re approached by a bear, there are two things you should do: First, tell tell the band to knock off the Village People. Second, find another bar. Unless bears are your thing, naturally.
“… dissection is fun for Frogges … ”
No wonder they lost Canada and the unPleasant Altercation with our German Freonds in 1940
Yes, the Germans are notoriously unreceptive to arguing over espressos until the wee hours. No stamina!