Bear Attack Defense Strategy #1

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I wonder what that song would be? ANYTHING other than “Bare Necessities,” obviously.

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11 thoughts on “Bear Attack Defense Strategy #1

  1. Won’t the bear be instantly pissed off it they hurry up and play his least fav song? Survivalists indeed.

    I would lull him into bliss with perhaps a montage of his favorite melodies.

  2. If you’re approached by a bear, there are two things you should do: First, tell tell the band to knock off the Village People. Second, find another bar. Unless bears are your thing, naturally.

  3. “… dissection is fun for Frogges … ”

    No wonder they lost Canada and the unPleasant Altercation with our German Freonds in 1940

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