Well, we’ve had some bombastic requests from members of the machosphere to lighten up on the “what lip gloss texture are you?” quizzes and up the “are you just a manly man or do you actually make Paul Bunyan look gay?” quizzes, so here’s the macho-iest one I could find, stolen from the Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness:
Your Penis Name Is… |
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raincoaster 
Mr. Big
‘Nuff said. That test was clearly waiting for me to take it.
I’ll bet that’s not the first time you’ve used that line, eh?
You’re just jealous ‘cos mine’s definitely bigger than yours.
I am so not doing this quiz.
Metro: no argument there. But I have some in the freezer that outrank you, I’m sure.
max, a girl has to know her limits.
IF I were a guy, I think I would have to take offense at this: Little Juan
Bloody good thing I’m not a guy! Where’s the boob namer?
The boob namer is there, as is the ladyparts namer. But women don’t name their boobs, do they? I just call mine “the left one” and “the right one.”
LOL Yeah, that’s what I thought. Same.
And here I thought I was weird for not naming them.
Who the hell comes up with this stuff anyway?
Most women I know call them “the twins.” Unless they are replacement parts, in which case they call them expensive.
Shag Stick is so not me!
Well, if yours HAS a pre-existing name, why not do a post comparing and contrasting?
Beefy McManstick
God, I like that.
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Hard to top.
So to speak!
My favourite family member.
Meat ‘n’ Potatoes.
While I was looking for something more along the lines of ‘M117 750-lb General Purpose high-explosive bomb,” this will do.
Since I live in some woods of Java Island, I think it is a fair size. Yes?
BabaliciouS = Anaconda
Anaconda
That is so apropos on so many levels :lol:
There’s a one-eyed German living in our building! I think I’m going to call him Dick from now on.
I’m sure he’d love that. The Germans have such a great sense of humour!
Elvis.
Though it doesn’t say whether it’s Ed Sullivan Elvis, Vegas Elvis or dying on a toilet Elvis.
Well, in an extraordinary coincidence, it’s Vegas Elvis!
Thinking about the literary porno possibilities:
“He stuffed his bloated Elvis into her silken jumpsuit …”
Hey! Where’s the friggin’ porn tag? I almost wasted a great line about having invading her Sudatenland.
“Invaded”. Sorry, it lost something in the translation.
Having/Invading maybe?
I’m the “100% All-beef Thermometer.”
I wish.
Metric or Celsius?
Julius Pleaser lol
That’s a good one. Now go invade Egypt (I hear she’s free Saturday).
Jake.
I didn’t name it from that generator, I made it up myself because I find “Jake” to be a really sexy name.
This may be why there are no other links to that name.
Sploogemaster 3000
i am a penis
I believe it.
Squirmin’ Herman the One-Eyed German…
P.S. I do have a huge one… 12 inches!