So, today on Twitter:
Twitter Vagina?
Okay, now someone please explain to me why, in the absence of specific Twitted information to that effect, everyone in the world, from Gawker to Valleywag to (briefly) the HuffPo, has concluded that she was having a pelvic exam.
All she actually said was, the doctor was in her vagina.
I’m thinking those people know much less about nooners and doctors than I do, and I say it’s 50/50 if you know what I mean.
raincoaster 
If only lightning struck, Lou Christie would me making a comeback . . .
be, not ‘me’
Freudian.
Thank God it wasn’t Michael Moore. That could’ve been painful. And you are hilarious.
Um, usually the doc does not “enter” the vagina, usually the doc uses a speculum. I think. Or is this just me?
Well lucky her – I had a pelvic examination yesterday and I can assure you the earth did not move. I grimaced a bit with the pain. Quite a bit actually and had difficulty walking today, well, doing anything today. No tremors and earth moving though.
(that didn’t even happen when I made my babies – men should be available from Tesco, at least then you can get a refund for crap service)
max, you and I must have the same doctor. Philipa, maybe you should get MissRFTC’s doctor’s number.
Well, he must have been well Jung
hellooooo
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I am, and Rlyeh back atcha!
Rumor has it she had centipedes, and not the doctor, in her vajayjay. CNN is updating the report as we speak.
I’m sorry, but you have to be a real twit to Twitter stuff like this. The earthquake, yes, where I was, no.
Not to mention where your doctor was.
In his defense, I’m thinking maybe he’s blind and he was using the braille method of examination?
As for Twitter, a brilliant insight occurred to me today as I was watching Ol’ Jack Burton in the Porkchop Express: Twitter is just CB radio for the 21st Century.
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Nah–CB carries much more passion and expressiveness.
Copy that?
YOU, sir, are not on Twitter. I’ve been quoting Jack Burton over there since last night. Quite fun.
Can you imagine the pileup there’d have been if someone put the doctor/vagina thing out on CB in, say, 1975?
CONVOY!
Please move your vagina, I have to move my VW Beetle.
It’s shaking.
~m
Is it stirred, though?
“Well, he must have been well Jung”
Did she say the doctor was a man?
That’s true. Lesbians like to play “hand puppets” sometimes. I saw it in Chasing Amy.
Re Azahar: “Did she say the doctor was a man?”
WHOA. What if the doctor was a Horse Doctor or another veterinarian?
What if he/she was a baby doctor who cried all through the earthquake?
Too many scary uncertainties here.
That reminds me: what IS baby oil made of?
Isn’t it a combination of seals and clubs?
I thought it was babies! I’m totally taking mine back to the store now.
Unless I’m mistaken, Baby Oil is for squeaky babies. Doesn’t matter what it’s made from.
Oh, DAMN! No wonder it never works for me!
I was indeed having a pelvic exam and my doctor’s fingers were most definitely in my vagina. You can ask her yourself, Dr. Pamela Fenton, Los Angeles.
Well, since everyone on Earth knows the earth moved for you, she’s going to be very popular. I hope she buys you some flowers or something.
Max said her doctor uses a speculum. Is that a 5-iron or a 7? I need an edge to win back some bets.
Isn’t speculum what agnostics feed their babies?
Lessee, I got a 50-50 chance of getting it right. Is the correct answer YES?
I think we will have to ask Archie. He knows about that kind of thing.
Go.
Definitely TMI, MissRFTC.
We can summon him. For an athiest, he’s very susceptible to the charms of the pentagram:
http://archiearchive.wordpress.com
When an atheist accidentally hits his thumb with a hammer, who does he tell to damn it?
Bob?
Who do they talk to when they’re getting a blowjob?
Mr. Monkey the hand puppet?