14 thoughts on “there’s only one thing you can do…”

1. Hee hee hee, did Buff write that post?

2. Are you sure? I thought I saw a kangaroo at the Woodland Park Zoo. Of course, it may have just been a wallaby.

3. I thought you had to run downhill … or was that lemurs?

4. I thought wallabys were the chorus:

   Tie me kangaroo down, sport,
   Tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallaby)
   Tie me kangaroo down sport,
   Tie me kangaroo down.

   Beastiality’s great, mate,
   Beastiality’s great (shag a wallaby)
   Beastiality’s great, mate
   Beastiality’s great.

   There’s more verses I heard from a passing blokey but my memory is happily sketchy there :-) Perhaps Aerchie… ?

5. Nah, Kangaroos are great fun. You can have a bit of a friendly stoush with them and you can sing about them but the real terror comes from being chased by a wombat! Watch out for wombats!

6. Marsupials scare me. ‘Cuz they’re fast.

7. Wouldn’t another option be learning to box?

8. Chilly-R might be more profitably worry about Cuddly Much-Loved Cats, who are weary of a surfeit of Blackbirds

   They could of course be Staffordshire Wallabies, unless they upside down

9. *rodent shudders*

10. Cull ’em roast ’em and eat ’em. Let’s get off this “but they’re cute” thing.

    Same goes for wombats and corn.

11. Silverstar, you mean THEY’RE INVADING????

    Corn, though? Corn is cute!

12. Corn is cute.

13. Wombats, it must be said, look better deep-fried.

14. Corn looks best roasted in the husk.

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