Okay, so vaccines might turn you suddenly autistic or whatever. Still, what are your priorities, guys: your brains or your balls?
Yes, that is an actual Public Service Announcement from MumpsSucks, a safety intiative of the Ontario government. Canadians, as we have noted previously, always have the best safety announcements.
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Oh, I love being Canadian!
That actor must be so proud.
I thought the mumps vaccination was covered when you went to school?
And you forgot to write (joking) after the first sentence.
What’s with all the big balls all of a sudden? Nurse Myra has a post on men who inflate their scrotal sacs with saline. And Johnny Vigil at 15 Minute Lunch has photos of fruit bats with what he describes as “impressive tackle.” (Scroll to the bottom.)
Metro: apparently you need a booster if you got a shot at school. The effects only last ten years or so and you need a followup shot.
silverstar, you KNOW what size queens men are.