I’m pretty sure I’ve done one of these before, but that was from a different company; why would I be the same kind of scientist?

Mad Scientist
Though your chief goals are the somewhat contradictory aims to rule, and then destroy, the planet Earth, you have a strong grasp of the scientific principles of blowing up things (Explodology). Good luck and please have mercy.
Well, this seems pretty dead-on.
Mad scientist too…
Natch.
By the way, I’m not really mad, just disappointed in you all.
Oh, I’m a Bacterioplankton.
I’m also burglarising this – must remember to give credits – and probably ducats!
Ducats accepted at par. Credit likewise!
Sorry, I’m a Bacterioplankton. I cannot read and I don’t have pockets for ducats!
That’s funny. Most of the single-celled organisms I know work at banks.
I’d be a mad scientist I think.
I can’t really picture you blowing anything up; not at least without a full environmental impact report prepared in advance.
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