Why does this giant sea isopod have the head of Bart Simpson as a tail? Does this imply some obscene and obscure linkage between the Buzzcut Boychild and the minions of Cthulhu? Only time, and the dedicated delvings of doomed New England professors, can tell.
via Tacky Raccoons
Cowabunga, man! I didn’t spot that obvious congruence of the primal vortex. Whatta subliminal.
I’m afraid it raises uncomfortable questions about your loyalties, Bunk.
Like that’s never happened before. Make one little innocuous misstep on teh internest and you’re labeled a Cthulhuphobe for life.
Oh, as an afterthought… let’s go back to the comfortable questions about my loyalties. They’re more fun.
We can’t. Metro’s gone dark and I’m too lazy to do all the work myself. Can you get a unicorn to sign a notarized statement of your loyalty?
I can do that very easily. The trouble is finding a unicorn with at least one opposable thumb.
Well, if you watch that Banksy video (and I KNOW how you love Banksy) you’ll see that unicorns can put their horns to unexpected uses. “Make your mark” is usually sufficient, at least, that’s how Paris Hilton deals with her parole statements.