It’s the Juiceman, by a trickle. But in more interesting news:
FOX, Amy “Evil Genius”
Most candidate profiles are just resumés and vague promises.
But I? As finance director of Sublime Conception and as a Supervillain, I offer you a Bold New Vancouver with shocking changes like 1. affordable housing, 2. accessible transportation and… 3. livability!
- Let’s end the NPA/Vision housing bubble! Squatters will occupy idle buildings! Taxes on non-resident owners and property flippers will finance mixed income housing! Let’s smash one third of streets and, upon their ruins, build houses… and parks!
- We’ll catch bike thieves with “bait bikes!” Cars that plow through crowded crosswalks will be sold for parts! How about a city-wide “safewalk” program? Traffic-calming circles!? Curb-cuts!? Roofed…bus-stops!?
- Motor vehicles will have proper mufflers! Ban car alarms and booming subwoofers! Replace helicopter flyovers with nice, quiet zepplins!
And rename streets after people who weren’t rich English landowners.
You’ve got ten votes.
Like I said before:
edited by raincoaster: [Mark Davidson, stop fucking trolling me. Yukari deserves better]
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