How is this menorah different from all other menorahs?
Okay, people, it’s NOT JUST ME and my dirty mind that sees something odd about this menorah.
Is it?
Because sure, it looks like a nice, gay-friendly, low-profile, modern menorah.
But it also looks a hell of a lot like a string of anal beads.
Remove candles before use.
PS thanks to, uh, Kate Spade New York for the link? I really, really don’t think they saw the same thing I did here. Kate Spade has impeccable taste. Uh. Tastes.
raincoaster 
I do apologise but I keep thinking of the cleaning after use. Those little holes – – –
admittedly, scale is difficult to determine from this photo, but unless those are TINY candles, i rather think these are a bit large for the use you suggest. if they’re not, i don’t think i wanna know about it…
But if it’s not what I think…why the long string? They suggest that in between holidays you hang it up to add an “unusual decorative accent” to your quarters.
oh, I’m so.very.naive.
On this we are in perfect agreement.