A flamewar grows in Brooklyn

Where did all THESE come from? 

Asexual reproduction is alive and well and living in Park Slope, because, frankly, nothing else could explain why all these people have children when, it is quite clear from their emails, none of them have had sex so far this century.

An excerpt from Gawker: What you lookin at?

It’s all pleasantly, kookily amusing, right? Not quite. In summarized form, yes, it’s amusing enough. But we had a chance to read the entire exchange — stretching on for days, with charges of political correctness and anti-political correctness, sexism and stereotyping — and we’re much less amused. The whole thing is after the jump; prepare to be intrigued, amazed, disgusted — and quite certain you could never, ever be paid enough to move out there.

The whole sordid drama is available here, if your life does not already contain enough inferior and pretentious people to whom you can condescend.

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I assure you, you don't hate it more than I do. I wouldn't want to be Mister WordPress right now.

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

The Nightmare Returns!!!

 THE STAT COUNTER IS DOWN!!!!!!!

 Evil Clone Scientist

I could not be said to be taking this well.

nagging question of the day

Yes/No

Breaking fast: Necronomicon Found!

Damn. I knew I left it someplace!Cthulhu sees you!

Fortunately, the British police have no idea what they've found. "Anthropodermic bibliopegy" indeed; they're just trying to normalize this to prevent a global panic. The fools! Mwahahahahaha.

When you happen to find an old book that you can't read, bound in human skin and lying by the side of the road in small-town nowheresville, your first reaction shouldn't be: gee, I can't read this, so it must be an old ledger. And it's just lying here, so it must have been dropped during a robbery of…that barn there. Or the sheep pen. Or maybe the badger hole. I'm sure it must be fairly common. People are always dropping old ledgers bound in human skin by the side of the road after committing robberies that have gone completely unreported and unnoticed. Happens all the time.

Honestly, is a Hound attack so implausible in that light?

This news surfaced the day after I'd made cheap jokes at the expense of Leeds, and just as I was putting together a blog entry on Ernest Angley. Not that there's any relationship between these completely independent incidents.

The End Times Are Upon Us! It's Easter, just the right time of the year for an Apocalypse. And it will be blogged, people.

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