hope for late bloomers everywhere

You won't believe it!

Ladies and gentlemen, Mister George Clooney.

from People, via Defamer.

we are all Gwyneth

From Gawker:

Gwyneth is African. Can't you tell?

And the riposte, also from Gawker:

Gwyneth, you're not as black as you're gonna wish you were when Gawker gets through with you

bombing Bouchard: Talking to Americans 2.0

But again I ask, why bother?

what not to wear…on a date with Darren Sherman

Everybody remember the hapless Darren Sherman of How Not to JDate? And, of course, who could forget the moving soundtrack to the undoubtably already-in-pre-production musical?Remember when Nirvana said that the Weird Al parody meant that they’d really made it? Well, in the wardrobe equivalent of Weird Al immortalization, you can now wear the unofficial Darren and Joanne Date From Hell t-shirt.

Getcha Darren and Joanne t-shirts heyah!

Thanks to Arnell Boone in the comments section, and of course to PR Differently for breaking the story in the first place.

the evolution of the evolution of dance

Seen Judson Laipply’s Evolution of Dance video? 20,000,000 people have. If you’re not one of them, click here for retroboogie goodness.

How did such genius come into being? Here’s an interview with the Charles Darwin of Dance himself, Judson Laipply.