by Tom Tomorrow. I’m sure I’ve posted this before somewhere, but it is high time I posted it again. Some people need to read it.

by Tom Tomorrow. I’m sure I’ve posted this before somewhere, but it is high time I posted it again. Some people need to read it.


From the fine line of motivational office decor at Despair.com.
What’s that coming over the highway retaining wall?
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
Archetypally silly beach movie, featuring nobody you ever heard of “and the glamorous, famed dancing Watusi girls from Hollywood‘s famed Whiskey a Go Go nightclub!”
Hip chicks are shaking
in the knees
because there’s a MONSTER on the beach!!!Music by Frank Sinatra, Jr.
If you see this ghoul, play it cool.
Yeh, yeh, yeh, this one will kill you!
Seriously, you MUST watch this till the Furry Frankie sings. If you weren’t screaming before, this will do the trick.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why lipsynching in concert was invented. Oh Ike, where are you when we need you to slap these biotches down?
It had to happen sooner or later! From The Register, via Fark.
It appears that the black helicopter brigade were right all along about Area 51, since US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) operatives this week arrested 15 aliens at the facility who were, chillingly, in the process of painting military aircraft when the net closed.

That’s according to an official ICE report under the splendid headline “ICE arrests 15 aliens in Roswell working for US military contractor“.
The aliens in question were described as
“determined to be illegally residing and working in the United States” and will be sent back to their place of origin.
Stay vigilant. ®