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safe sex, British-style

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With Hugh Laurie, Dawn French, Rowan Atkinson (as “Mr. R”) and Stephen Fry as the suave emcee. So you know it’s going to be totally educational.

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PSA: tiki party @ Lucky Red

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Tiki party, baby!

LUCKY RED presents
The 4th Annual NEW TINY TIKI LOUNGE LOWBROW ART SHOW
SATURDAY DECEMBER 9TH: 8PM

Art is pouring in from Tiki artists from across the globe for your polenysian perusal this Saturday at Lucky Red for what has become the highlight of the Vancouver winter art season: the annual New Tiny Tiki Lounge show.

This year, as always we’ll be presenting the cream of the lowbrow crop in all their tiki splendor, displayed in tiki’s natural environment: the tiki lounge.

Sidle up to the tiki bar and give winter a hawaiin punch in the eye with one of the new hand painted limited edition Lucky Red tiki mugs while surrounded by the work of local favorites as well as that of true believers from distant shores.

No crybabies. Coconut bras optional.

Oh, and…I’ve been assured that the new 12 Midnite coloring book will be hot off the presses in time for Saturday, so if you can’t make the official launch on the 16th, you’ll still be able to pick up a handful to fill all your christmas stockings…and fill Mr. Midnite’s greedy little pockets.

LUCKY RED
NEW TINY TIKI LOUNGE
SATURDAY DECEMBER 9TH: 8PM
Union at Main, Vancouver, Canada…on the bitter end of chinatown

keeping family traditions alive, Jessica Simpson fucks up onstage

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I disagree strongly with the websites calling this a “freakout.”

A freakout is ripping your extensions out and beating up your guitarist with drumsticks while tearfully screaming at the audience “You just don’t get it! You just don’t love me enough!”

Having to hold up your strapless dress, forgetting the words to a song, and running offstage in tears is simply having a Blonde Moment. Hell, Dolly Parton split her dress right up the middle and merely borrowed a coat to go onstage to collect her Grammy; that, ladies and gentlemen, is the difference between a pro and a flash in the pan. Actually, come to think of it, Jessica’s the only one who hasn’t flashed lately. Give it five minutes, though.

Britney, Paris, and Lindsay revealed!

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You can even see Paris‘ herpes sores! Is that the French Foreign Lesion?

From the inimitable Gallery of the Absurd. Britney, Paris and Lindsay as Botticcelli‘s The Three Disgraces.

The Three Disgraces

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musical rollerblades: who needs an iPod?

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When you’re this guy you don’t. Say hello to Michel Lauziere of the comedy troupe “Les Foubrac” from Quebec, whom we ran across on Flabber, a strange Dutch site. This surely must be the longest musical instrument in the world, at over a furlong in length.