Full Metal Alchemist

by Tom Lehrer

Top 46 Differences if Tarantino directed Star Wars

Geek! Geek! Geek!Normally I'm with Tom Lehrer, who insisted that the reason most folk songs are so atrocious is that they were written by the people.

Every eighteen or twenty years or so, however, something fan-generated comes along and actually justifies the pixels that died to give it life.

Like this.

Top 46 Differences if Tarantino directed Star Wars

46. Stormtroopers are spray-painted so they aren't all "Mr. White"
by Timberline_Ridge

45. Darth Vader dances around as he tortures Han Solo to the song "Stuck In The Middle With You." Then he looks at the guard and says "Bring in the gimp."
by AshFalling

44. Mace Windu with a 'fro.
by Keith

43. Releasing the episodes in the order of 6,3,2,4,5, and finaly 1 just so people wont notice how uninteresting the entire hexilogy is.
by Bildo Baggens

42. John Williams score replaced by surf music.
by Peregrin Toker

41. Everyone dies. EVERYONE.
by Greedo

a terrifying message from Al Gore! and Matt Groening!

Added on June 23, 2006, 08:57 AM
by ParamountClassics 

Provided By:

ParamountClassics

Director:

Peter Avanzino

Producers:

Claudia Katz, Geraldine Symon

Producers:

David X. Cohen, Matt Groening, Richard Sakai

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A Terrifying Message from Al Gore (01:23)
–> From the creators of Futurama comes a terrifying message from Al Gore. An Inconvenient Truth is now playing in theaters.

 

 

as the world turns…without me *sob*

I hate being sick. All the interesting shit in the world happens when I'm home, sick.

Proof: behold who Raj ran into on the last Vancouver Martini Tour. As for me, I was home in bed developing an intimate acquaintence with the Norwalk Virus.

Henry Fucking Rollins

Henry looks poleaxed in all probability because he knows I could not be there with him. Yeah, that's it.

Raj: Hey, would you kindly spit on my head?

Henry: What?

Plan 9 From Outer Space, colourized!!!

Definitely worth three "!'s".