Here is the old Grade 7 exam from Salina, Kansas, in 1895. If you failed it the first time, they let you take it again in Grade 8, which was nice of them. And that, basically, was the extent of education at the time.
What’s really interesting about this, besides the fact that hardly anybody could pass it nowadays, is how different our terms of reference are. Check out Arithmetic question 5, ferinstance. Find cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton. Well, back in the day they charged fractional rates for fractional amounts. Now, we live in an age where one second over the hour means you pay for a whole hour’s parking; one ounce over a ton, and you pay for a whole ton. I wonder how long it took the world to become so efficiently marginalized.
I note also that even then kids were not being taught about the War of 1812. One rises above the opportunity to take a cheap shot. No, one doesn’t.
They’re going to need all of those 11 armed battleships, and they are still going to lose, just like last time.
Grammar (Time, one hour)
1. Give nine rules for the use of Capital Letters.
2. Name the Parts of Speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define Verse, Stanza and Paragraph.
4. What are the Principal Parts of a verb? Give Principal Parts of do, lie, lay and run.
5. Define Case, Illustrate each Case.
6. What is Punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of Punctuation.
7-10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.Arithmetic (Time, 1.25 hours)
1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts. per bu, deducting 1050 lbs. for tare?
4. District No. 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find cost of 6720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $.20 per inch?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance around which is 640 rods?
10.Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt.U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)
1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided.
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus.
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States.
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas.
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton, Bell, Lincoln, Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, and 1865?Orthography (Time, one hour)
1. What is meant by the following: Alphabet, phonetic orthography, etymology, syllabication?
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: Trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals?
4. Give four substitutes for caret ‘u’.
5. Give two rules for spelling words with final ‘e’. Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: Bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, super.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: Card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, fare, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences, Cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane, vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10.Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.Geography (Time, one hour)
1. What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of N.A.
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia, Odessa, Denver, Manitoba, Hecla, Yukon, St. Helena, Juan Fermandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco.
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.
10.Describe the movements of the earth. Give inclination of the earth.The top of the test states > “EXAMINATION GRADUATION QUESTIONS OF SALINE COUNTY, KANSAS
April 13, 1895 J.W. Armstrong, County Superintendent.Examinations at Salina, New Cambria, Gypsum City, Assaria, Falun, Bavaria, and District No. 74 (in Glendale Twp.)”According to the Smoky Valley Genealogy Society, Salina, Kansas “this test is the original eighth-grade final exam for 1895 from Salina, KS. An interesting note is the fact that the county students taking this test were allowed to take the test in the 7th grade, and if they did not pass the test at that time, they were allowed to re-take it again in the 8th grade.”
Oh yes you do. There's some of it right over there———> Say hello to Mitsou. If you're from outside Canada, you'll have never heard of her, and you needn't cry into your Gap mock-turtleneck for all that. She was "The Canadian Madonna" (are you still with me? Not overcome with a sudden urge requiring your immediate presence in the bathroom? Excellent) for about fifteen minutes, long enough for her song Bye Bye Mon Cowboy to become a hit. Well, let's clarify. Not long enough for the original to become a hit; in fact, I don't think the Earth contains one person besides the Artiste herself who heard the original version. The remix, however, did respectably on the basis of a hot video and Mitsou's apparent willingness to do anyone and anything on the way to stardom. This being Canada, of course, no-one has actually said if she did anyone or anything, but she wore the lipstick as if she meant business. 
Mitsou was to Japanese schoolgirls as trannies are to grown women, right down to the name. Her real name is probably Marie: I think there's only one name in Quebec, it must be some kinda bylaw. Marie, Marie-Claire, Marie-Anne, Anne-Marie, they must be awfully inbred or something. Mitsou is not just the Canadian Madonna and a Japanese Schoolgirl Transvestite; oh, she was so much more than this. She was also the poor man's Vanessa Paradis. She didn't get to sleep with Lenny Kravitz or Johnny Depp, but she probably got to drunk dial Leonard Cohen once. In any case, as I was trolling the Internet looking for fun things to tell you (for lo, my real-life day sucketh both the ox and the ass) I came across 
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