Star Trek is, as it always has been, one series and one series only: the one called Star Trek. The Alpha series.
It doesn’t need any dangling modifiers; doesn’t need any TLA’s. It’s Star Trek, bitches, the one and only.
And this is the video that proves it:
I pity the fool that talks illogical!
Hell, this offer is nearly unspeakable! Particularly after the Snuggie Lawyers (TM) get ahold of it!
Plagued by drafts? Chilled to the bone? Frozen out by business contacts, loved ones and fantasy objects alike? Just work it, using the patented technology and hawt couture of the WTF Blanket!
Yet another item that didn’t make the cut at the parenting blog, for obvious reasons. Well, actually it was the poor little doggie thing. No dog would wear that; they all have too much self-respect!
Oh, wait…
This explains so much, actually:
Create your very own episode of Star Trek with this handy-dandy chart from io9 which makes explicit that which astute fans will have long suspected: that if there’s antique furniture around, you will dance for the ambiguously gay god’s amusement.
Also, the correct spelling of the “red alert sound.”
Star Trek Plot Chart
You. It’s what’s for dinner.
I love it when I get these with little notes attached, “Saw this and thought of you.”
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