The Most Perfect Facebook Status Update of All Time
NO BAD FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES!!!
If you do that, I shall do this.
Kate Middleton throws shade upon you inexpert Facebook users
announcing: 2bad4FB, a blog for all those status updates that should never be posted to Facebook. Anonymity guaranteed, so put it in the Submit box. As soon as I get that enabled, that is.
ZOMG Narnia!
Fuck this clapping for Tink shit; you can find me inside any wardrobe, frantically shoving against the back wall.
Image via Brosnakes.
Short Attention Span Lemur presents: your Occupy Unicorn Chaser!
A day late and $75 billion short on your Unicorn Chaser good news roundup. After what went down last night in Oakland, I think we could all use a Unicorn Chaser, and the sooner the better.
What went down in Oakland, did I hear you ask? This:
But hey, cheer up!
Occupy Rockettes. If Michael Lohan can do it, you can too!
There! All better! Not quite?
Occu-Pumpkin to be turned into Occu-pie!
Now?
Well, I didn’t want to bring out the heavy artillery, but okay. Here goes. Be careful: better sit down for this.
a bitch slapper is essential equipment
It’s been that kind of a week. Ah yes, welcome back to Vancouver, self!
UPDATED TO ADD something I need to keep in mind on G+ as well as in meatspace:
I am NOT the Jerk Whisperer. Wait, I'm not????
and it is everything you could ever dream of, my friend.
We’ve just had a few too many videos and not enough cats to keep the Nonymites happy around here, so … here you go. KITTEH!
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