quiz: what infectious disease are you?

Well this is a bit of a shocker to anyone who thinks they know my sex life. Including me.

 

You scored as Syphilis

You’re a little bit sexy and a whole lot kinky. Some people might even call you perverted, but we aren’t judging you. Your passions do run high, though, and you never forget anything–even if you seem cool at the time. It might take some time, but you always get even… and usually drive your enemies insane in the process. This strange combination of stealth and sex appeal has kept you gainfully, although not always famously, employed. Your recent comeback tour is going well, especially since you stopped listening to your critics.

Syphilis
 
95%
Malaria
 
90%
Influenza
 
75%
Bubonic Plague
 
70%
Necrotizing Fasciitis
 
65%
Common Cold
 
55%
Gonorrhea
 
50%
Amoebic Dysentery
 
50%
Cholera
 
45%
Gangrene
 
45%

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quiz: what kind of cookie are you?

Strangely enough, I am actually eating these as I type. I guess that makes me very flexible…


You Are an Oatmeal Raisin Cookie


On the surface, you’re a little plain – but you have many subtle dimensions to your personality.

Sometimes you’re down to earth and crunchy. Other times, you’re sweet and a little gooey.

What Kind of Cookie Are You?

Ernest Hemingway, on drunkenness

Will that be all, sir?

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” – Ernest Hemingway

A fine quote of the day, particularly after a period of abstemiousness such as we have recently endured around these parts; ah, I have been in this position (barring the gender) far too many times. Let it just be said that I bear it with ill grace, and am given to asking, with the earnest expression of a dedicated seeker after mysteries, “why is it that are you are all so incredibly stupid?

quote and image from Saturday Night Souse on Constitution Club

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Shebeen Club Radio!

cross-posted to The Shebeen Club

Cry of the Phoenix, yo

Whoa, check it out: yet another medium (oh, look it up if you’re so pedantic!) falls to the raincoaster Operation Global Media Domination behemoth. We be all up in yo airwaves now! Preeeee-senting the inaugural broadcast of Shebeen Club Radio, recorded live (and subsequently edited to death) November 20th, 2007. This is a recording of our book launch for Shebeen Club regular Colleen O’Connor‘s book Cry of the Phoenix. Pour yourself something companionable and heckle along! It’ll be almost like being there, just without the trays of appetizers or the screams from Blood Alley!

Podcast recorded and edited by Dale McGladdery

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Quiz: the booze test

Unsurprising results on this quiz: I got exactly two wrong. What the hell kind of clue is a picture of Jeff Bridges, anyway? He’s no Noel Coward!

The booze test~

95%ALCOHOLIC

Via Nag On The Lake

 

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