Cthihuahualu rises! HE is coming!
Cthuahualu rises, ravening, from the black abyss whence he was confined untold ages ago. Slavering in his untameable, gibbering madness he will not be satisfied until he has utterly ravaged the Earth. The barren, scarred rock, sprouting lava pustules, swept by odourous winds of the star-spaces borne on the wings of the Hounds of Tindalos, will then be ready.
this dog is made of awesome. Also Kraft Singles
Some dogs are just made of awesome.
Dali and flying cats by philippe halsman
Oh, it looks easy (okay, it looks impossible) but the amount of work this shot actually took is truly mind-boggling, most particularly when you realize there were cats involved. Yes, cats: Chihuahuas in alter form, fanged knick-knacks, short-tempered, incontinent attention sinkholes (huh, maybe they`re Mickey Rourke in alter form) in the shape of naked mole rats. Evil to the core.
It`s amazing to me nobody was killed during the shoot.
Dali and flying cats takes one through six. DUCK!
Then, undoubtedly, he killed the secretary and made her into a light fixture for a dinner party with the Duchess of Windsor. And the cats, too.
And now, speaking of viciousness and fanged, clawed, and bad-tempered things, let`s get to some gossip links:
The Julian Assange coloring book (raincoaster)
It! Is! Time! (Ayyyy)
King of the Road (Manolofood)
Chuck Norris fears this man (Lolebrity)
Interview with raincoaster (SurveyMagnet)
Beastie Boys beat 2010 (AgentBedhead)
Owen Wilson…daddy? (BusyBeeBlogger)
Demi Lovato morphing into Demi Moore? (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Natalie Portman is a cannibal! (CeleBitchy)
Hold it against Britney (CelebritySmack)
Michael Douglas has left Tumortown (DailyStab)
Famous people: VERY different from you and me (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Natalie Portman in World’s Ugliest Maternity Dress (HaveUHeard)
Sandra Bullock simultaneously beats Jesse James AND ScarJo (INeedMyFix)
The verdict on holding it against Britney (PoorBritney)
Who invited TomKat? (PopBytes)
Mila Kunis gets real about weight (TheSkinny)
Empress Gaga? President Gaga? (EvilBeet)
Victoria Beckham to switch to flats in 6 months or so (GabbyBabble)
Trailer parks of the world wild for Bieber, apparently (FitFabCeleb)
Sy-Phillis! Cloris Leachman`s talent is contagious! (Movieline)
Kurt Cobain welcomes the Herald of Death
Once the Purse Dog of the Apocalypse arrives, a wise man knows he’s not long for this world. Look upon the face of a man who knows his time is nearly up (or, as someone said of Courtney Love, “If you were married to her, wouldn’t you kill yourself?”).
In related apocalyptic celebrity news:
A New Year’s prayer from Jeff Buckley (raincoaster)
Dear 2010, kiss my ass (Lolebrity)
The Cure for 2010 (Ayyyy)
Strangely, nothing to do with Milton Berle (Manolofood)
Ashton Kutcher, bringer of the apocalypse (AgentBedhead)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, or so we hope (BusyBeeBlogger)
Ugly Sweaters: so 2010. The Look of Today? Ugly Leggings (CeleBitchy)
Shania Twain knows whose bed his boots have been under (CelebritySmack)
But there’s still time, Michelle! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bikini Fails of 2010 (CityRag)
Paula Abdul is sotally tober! (DailyStab)
If he were as hot as Russel Brand, he wouldn’t be forced into rehab (Earsucker)
Dear Ex, u got servd, sincerely Lady Gaga (FitFabCeleb)
Lisa Rinna SANS FARDS (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Justin Bieber went slumming for New Year’s (GossipTeen)
Valerie Bertinelli knows how to rock a second wedding dress (HaveUHeard)
Lindsay, the FIRST step is admitting you have a problem (INeedMyFix)
Vanessa Hudgens can’t figure out which end of her pants needs hitching (JustJared)
Kathy Griffin is going to f—– Palin up this year (PerezHilton)
BritBrit to do GQ (PoorBritney)
Bitchy Brits vs Stateside Celebs (PopBytes)
John Stamos cast in Twilight??? (SeriouslyOMG)
You will never look this good in a bikini (TheSkinny)
Bored Collie is bored
Yes, border collies do it better, no matter what “it” is. Proof: this border collie plays Yahtzee better than you. Let’s see a Chihuahua top that!
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