Not nearly as amusing as the Fortune Cookie Generator, but still cheaper than a real Gypsy, this is, however, more likely to be accurate given my well-known diner burger fetish and the fact that I eat at relatively crappy restaurants most of the time.
Your Anti Climactic Fortune |
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The Anti Climactic Fortune Teller
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You Are a Carousel |
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You are definitely in things for the fun. You find joy easily, and you are often building up anticipation for your next adventure. In relationships, you tend to want to be babied and taken care of. And while you may be a bit high maintenance, you are incredibly loyal.Your life is simple and satisfying. Each day you treat yourself to something you enjoy. You have a lot of emotional attachments, and experiences are extra vivid to you. You tend to be nostalgic and sentimental. The past is important to you. Comfortable around all living things, you have a special connection to animals and children. At your best, you are whimsical, free spirited, and creative. Even if your schemes seem a bit strange, they usually work out wonderfully. At your worst, you are spoiled, demanding, and impossible to satisfy. You’ve been known to act like a brat if you aren’t getting your way! |
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Stolen from az, who stole it from Archie. And scary-accurate, to say the least.
You’re Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don’t make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you’re saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
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This one, which I stole from Metro, wouldn’t normally be weird enough. But when I took it, it gave me my actual theme, and that’s pretty weird. That is blogworthy.
Your Theme Song is Beautiful Day by U2 |
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It’s a beautiful day Don’t let it get away” You see the beauty in life, especially in ordinary everyday moments. And if you’re feeling down, even that seems a little beautiful too. |
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I don’t really care, as long as I get to sleep with Brad Pitt for awhile.
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie |
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You are smart, sexy, and strong willed. You aren’t against stealing another girl’s man… If he’s better off with you! |
Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?
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