Category Archives: sad

The Blog Song

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Do you think he wants us to check his blog? Proof positive that bloggers, no matter what their skin tone, cannot dance worth beans.

The only thing that could make this better is if he were wearing a short-sleeved shirt with that polyester tie. I wonder if that’s his real face or if those are Groucho glasses? I’ve always been partial to the MadV look, myself.

Only with tentacles.

hat-tip to TheAspiringHorseplayer

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A Happy Octopus New Year!

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Now this is what I call a party!
Octopus love
This touching depiction of cephalopod love in the fatal style of Romeo and Juliet was painted by Brandi Milner and passed along by Mistress Cowfish, at whose lovely tiki bar I, myself, spent a happy New Year’s Eve. It’s a darn good thing she’s fond of him, even though he appears to be dying (for the fatal biology of the case, see The Little Mermaid) because fighting off eight arms is not a pleasant task, particularly if you’ve been drinking. Such a shame they must be separated by death.
It’s positively cephalopoignant.

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and now, we Batusi

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At last, a practical reason to study math!

quiz: how likely are you to eat your buddies

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NOT the way you’re probably thinking, if you’re as dirty-minded as most of my compatriots.

Find your Match at JustSayHi

Heartlessly stolen from CelebratingTheAbsurd, and, realistically speaking, somewhat lowball. All my friends are chubby and slow except Cybergypsy, who would never see it coming. Ah, he’s a vegan; he’s not worth the bother of killing anyway!

Sensible Shopper Strikes Again!

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Now, I have my good points. Among these is my ability to shop. I’m not just a tireless shopper; I’m not just a savvy shopper; I think it fair to say that I am, in fact and in actuality, an expert shopper. If I can’t get it for you at 50% off or in exchange for something you have lying around the garage, it does not exist.

So, it is a fact universally acknowledged that a savvy shopper at the subsistence level of poverty in possession (however temporary) of a hundred bucks and change, must be in search of some highly practical purchases.

at Winners:

  1. pink lace bra from France $19 marked down from $100
  2. blue lace over green satin bra from France $19 marked down from$95
  3. banal beige utility bra to partially justify purchase of the above $9 marked down from who gives a rat’s ass?
  4. “Olive or Twist,” a book of cocktail cartoons from the New Yorker $5.99 marked down from $39
  5. large wooden sign reading “IMAGINE” $14 marked down from who cares? I had to have it.

additionally:

  1. 1 bottle Jack Daniels for medicinal purposes $28, full price
  2. 1 small bottle Martini & Rossi Italian vermouth for flavouring purposes $7, full price
  3. 1 bottle bitters $9

Yep, nobody can say I’m not a practical shopper! And tomorrow, if there’s any left, I’ll get groceries!