As you can tell from scrolling down, instead of honouring International Women’s Day yesterday, I simply declared it Canada Day, and damn those pigheaded people who insist on celebrating it in the summer. Whatevah. I did have an International Women’s Day post earlier in the week…
So anyway, since I officially missed International Women’s Day, I’ll use the banner here to celebrate International Women Serial Killer’s Day. Lordy, I’m cranky lately!
My, my, my. What will they think of next?
First there was the gay site that would send anonymous e-cards to tell someone that you were infected with an STD and they probably gave it to you. God, I wish I still had that URL; just think of the people you could annoy with that one!
Now there’s Don’t Date Him Girl, a database of cheaters throughout the US. Is the rest of the world not database-worthy, or is it just that we’re being cheated on and we’re okay with it? I mean, I know there aren’t that many Canadians, but surely we don’t need to encourage the gene pool to spread out this shallow, do we?
The DDHG database features an easy-to-use keyword search feature which allows you to look up an alleged cheater by name or by city and state. Using http://www.DontDateHimGirl.com is easy. To warn other women about a cheating man by posting his picture and profile into the database, simply log on and follow the instructions for posting. To find out about a suspected cheater, log on, type the cheater’s name into the database and watch as the website searches through hundreds of pictures and profiles to find a match!
Googling a date: So Twentieth Century! Databasing a cheater is the new hotness.
In honour of International Women’s Day. Please let this be a joke.
It alleges to be an old ad for a feminine hygene product: Lysol. That’s right, Lysol, the stuff I used to kill the mushrooms and mildew in my livingroom. Worked like a dream, although when I was looking after horses for a living we were always cautioned not to use the stuff on their feed buckets, because it was too toxic. I do hope this image is a joke, and the spelling mistakes in the text of the full version don’t help its case for plausibility, but the current news coming out of South Africa, where they use borax, dirt, or salt, leads one to believe people are stupid enough to have done this. Yeah, on second thought, people are stupid enough to have done this. Here’s the text in full, all italics original:
Often a wife fails to realize that doubts due to one intimate neglect shut her out from happy married love
A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself. Is she truly trying to keep her husband and herself eager, happy married lovers? One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygene as provided by vaginal douches with a scientifically correct preparation like “Lysol.” So easy a way to banish the misgivings that often keep married lovers apart.
Germs destroyed swiftly
“Lysol” has amazing, proved power to kill germ-life on contact…truly cleanses the vaginal canal even in the presence of mucous matter. Thus “Lysol” acts in a way that makeshifts like soap, salt or soda never can.
Appealing daintiness is assured, because the very source of objectionable odors is eliminated.
Use whenever needed!
Yet gentle, non-caustic “Lysol” will not harm delicate tissue. Simple directions give correct douching solution. Many doctors advise their patients to douche regularly with “Lysol” brand disinfectant, just to insure feminine daintiness alone, and to use it as often as necessary. No greasy aftereffect.
For feminine hygiene, three times more women use “Lysol” than any other liquid preparation. No other is more reliable. You, too, can rely on “Lysol” to help protect your married happiness…keep you desirable!
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