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handy Pete Doherty arrest report template

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Pete, you're looking rode hard and put away wet! 

With a little tweaking this could work for George Michael, too. From commenter Gabe over on Gawker’s post about Doherty’s latest drug bust. Seriously, I think it must be some other dude who got Kate Moss pregnant; surely by now his body is incapable of producing anything but crack-flavoured vomit.

FROM NME.COM
POST DATE __/__/__ __:__ GMT

PETE DOHERTY ARRESTED ON DRUGS CHARGES FOR ________

Pete Doherty was arrested yesterday (______ __) for ________ possession.

Police stopped the Babyshambles singer as he was driving a _______ at __.__am in London’s _______ district

Doherty was arrested on suspicion of possession ______.

There were ____ other passengers in the car who were also arrested and later bailed, reports ____.

All ____ were released from _______ police station pending analysis of “substances recovered”, a spokesman said.

Doherty was released on police bail until ______.

The singer is due in court later this month over a previous drugs sentencing.

an Aussie call to action: blog for brains

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100% of Zombies surveyed agree you should blog for brainsand no cheap jokes, please.

Stolen from pigmoose:

brain injury shatters lives, not just the immediate victims but their loved ones as well.

as you know if you have been reading fullmonto.com, the fullmonto beefcake calendar will raise funds for the brain injury assocation of queensland. if you are reading this post, there is something you can do to help the gang at www.fullmonto.com .

1. share this post with friends
2. if you have a blog. blog for brains (link to this post or http://www.fullmonto.com)
3. visit www.fullmonto.com maybe even leave a comment
4. make a donation at www.fullmonto.com using the ..make a donation button.. on the right hand side of the page

any or all of these actions could take you less than 10 minutes. this simple action could save a life or help to repair a damaged one. if you can assist in any of these ways your support would be greatly appreciated.

And here’s more news from fullmonto:

the mighty monto roos, a rugby league football team are getting rude and going nude for brain injury awareness. monto is a small country town, in the australian outback, and the local footy team were devastated when one of their own succumbed to brain injury.

so these country boys have dug deep, and with the help of digital imaging guru ross stockwell are creating a beefcake calendar. the calendar goes on sale on the 14th of december, and all profit goes to support the brain injury association of queensland.

so, can 13 nude men really defeat brain injury? probably not, but with your help they can make life better for those whose lives have been shattered by brain injury.

cephalopoddian penile replacement o’ the day

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Well, it’s better than a Ferrari. Those are crap.

From Pharyngula.

Cephalo symbolic phallic replacement but we will just pretend not to notice it, ok?

quiz: which famous leader are you?

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I normally wouldn’t post two quizzes in one day, but hellfire! This just makes me look so damn good…although I’d have preferred a more flattering picture.


What Famous Leader Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.com

It’s beginning to look a lot like…a vibrator!

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First Tesco puts pole dancing equipment in the toy aisle, and now Dora the Explorer‘s new, limited edition Aquapet (TM) is encouraging your kiddies (ages five and up!) to explore themselves in exciting, new ways!

Sigh…they grow up so fast, don’t they?

Dora, dora, dora.