Instead of on innocent rollerbladers such as myself.
Because I will cut you, bitch!
Notorious novelist Chuck Pahowdoyouspellthatianuk has a new book out, but more importantly a new internet timewaster! Click here to play the Rant Game, which is all about causing the biggest possible car crash. My sister should be a natural!
We’re not all fucking Karen Kain, ya know. Here DCLugi demonstrates Judson Laipply’s Evolution of Dance, as reinterpreted for normal people.
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This is even funnier and more tasteless than the original.
(which has almost 700,000 views in one day!)
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Right in the head.
This is terrible, horrible, awful, wrenching, and really, really funny. It’s like a snuff video featuring kittens. You’ve been warned.
Indeed, the person who deserves a kick in the head, ie the parent, seems to have gotten off scott-free, which is by no means fair. (by the way, the papers report that no serious damage was done; kids are in fact indestructible). 114,000 views in one day: wow, there are a lot of people out there just as sick as I am!
Stolen from Gawker. Sequel here.
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Stolen from Bridlepath. Many laughs here at the expense of these poor, vicarious-livin’ fools. Not that we’d ever done such a thing ourselves…oh, perish the thought!
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