Category Archives: Unicorn Chaser

Hump Day Unicorn Chaser: Ellen Page and Scary Unicorn Edition

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And then he bit right through that sweet little baby's skull and sucked out the brains.

And then he bit right through that sweet little baby's skull and sucked out the brains.

from retrogasm:

I’ve never seen photos of a happy child on Santa’s lap or the Easter Bunny’s, but a Unicorn makes everyone happy…

Yeah, until he takes his mask off and you realize he’s wearing another under it, and that one is made of human skin…

Need some brainwash? Here is cute little Canuck Ellen Page juggling citrus fruits. In Canada, a grapefruit can marry an orange and then the taxpayers have to pay for their seeds to be planted. It’s true. It’s a FACT.

Crazy Old Dude Led Zeppelin Unicorn Chaser

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Yep, that’s pretty much what you’ve got here: a crazy old dude going crazy to Led Zeppelin. THIS MAN FOR PRIME MINISTER!!!

Also: Markham??? Is this man related to me???

 

UPDATE: This video has been removed for violating YouTube’s Terms of Service eh? FUCK YOUTUBE. Vimeo, take me away!

Unicorn Chaser: Rat Edition

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Need a little brain cleanser after the post from yesterday? Here’s your rat-themed unicorn chaser for the day.

rat unicorn chaser makes it all better

rat unicorn chaser makes it all better

If you click on that image, it takes you to the source website, which is ever so slightly hallucinogenic. Seriously, at first I thought I was seeing things courtesy of the cold meds I’m on, but no, it’s actually the website. As for why we’re on a rodent-themed rant lately, I’ve no idea unless it’s something to do with the cold meds.

Flower Hat Unicorn Chaser

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Flower Hat Mouse makes it all better

Flower Hat Mouse makes it all better

If that doesn’t cure the situation in Japan, nothing will.

Oh.

Bunny Bumpercars Hump Day Unicorn Chaser

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I don’t know about you, but I could use one of these right now:

Bunny Bumpercars Unicorn Chaser. There, all better!

Bunny Bumpercars Unicorn Chaser. There, all better!

I cannot stop watching his little hat bounce. It’s always the little guys in hats who can’t drive, isn’t that what Bill Cosby says?

And here: a happy baby goat dancing with its human.

As if that were not enough to distract you from the near-universal meltdown/shakeup/shoot-em-up/wall of liquid death that’s going around lately, we have your daily dose of gossip links after the jump.

The fuck is this? The fuck was that?

The fuck is this? The fuck was that?

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