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On the advice of counsel I have no comment at this time…
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It’s SuperOctopus!
Stolen from Pharyngula.
Tremoctopus is obviously ready to step up and take the place of the now sadly-fallen Captain America. Now for a name…Doc Oc is taken. The Masked Mollusc? Too bad it’s not a Squid: Captain Calamari has a nice ring to it.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Have the veal…
This type of Tremoctopus, or blanket octopus, has a unique way of escaping from predators. When threatened, the octopus unfurls a giant sheet of webbing that trails behind like a cape. The webbing breaks apart rather easily when attacked — much like a lizard’s tail — and it gets wrapped around the predator’s face, giving the octopus a chance to flee.
You should see the migrating blanket Tree Octopodia in the Springtime. In years gone by the sky would be darkened with the herds moving North for the summer, gliding silently over the Cascadian rainforest as the grizzlies and pumas cowered below. A more majestic sight the world has never witnessed but, like the carrier pigeon, a precious jewel only too easily lost.
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quiz: is youze a dumb American?
Hyuk, I ain’t!
You Are Not a Dumb American |
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how is a bagel like a vagina?
I’m serious here. Some misguided Midwestern bagel shop decided that nothing says “fun atmosphere” like baked goods reminiscent of a mummy’s ladyblossom.
So, how, exactly, would a bagel like a vagina be a good thing? How could a bagel be like a vagina?
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Does it shoot out babies if you get it too close to Tom Brady?
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Is it often baked or toasted?
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Crispy outside, cream cheese on the inside?
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Sometimes comes with a tossed salad?
You know where the Comments button is…use it. We await your filthy offerings with baited breath.
Oh, tuna salad is an option…
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Dark Nebula Rising
Definitely pic o’ the day quality, this image is a painting by Douglas Herring which I found via the Squidblog. Yes, it may have been painted ten years ago, but obviously it was lying dormant all this time, waiting until the stars aligned in the ancient pattern once again.
Look around you, people: can “Mercury’s in retrograde” explain all of this?
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