I have just lost a 1400 word blog entry. The second 1400 word blog entry lost in two days. And it was a thing of beauty and a joy forever.

I am going to hunt down Mister WordPress, and I am going to pull his toenails off one by one while forcing him to listen to Mariah Carey Baroque Classical arrangements, and then I am going to feed him slowly through a manual pencil sharpener, podcasting the audio of the squishy-crunching noises.