Thanks to Dealbreaker. My apologies; she’s not in the least platinum blonde, although she is smugly self-satisfied.
Dunno what she has to be so smiley about? Click here for part one, here for part two, with bonus put-downs from coworkers. Lucy Gao, thanks to anal-retentive qualities that would shame even Martha Stewart, has entered the elite group of cybernotorati headed up by Dog Shit Girl.
Yeah, I’ll have her number, tell the bitch she’s scored a ‘bit of ruff’ geordie lad
She’s at Balliol. At least, until she has to flee the country from mortification. See if Boris knows her!
What on Earth is Balliol?
OMG, you are SO not getting the Boris job. Balliol is Boris’ old college at Oxford. It’s got a reputation for attracting intimidatingly intelligent students. So much for that, eh?
I haven’t applied for the Boris job, and haven’t decided whether I’m going to yet. Besides I think it would freak to guy out if his research assistant knew his life story.
I think Boris more or less expects people to know his life story, and not without good reason. I mean, Vanity Fair, dude! I’d settle for a minor spec piece getting run, forget about a big, juicy article with an artsy photo and long introduction to Boris pantsless.
Although that is how one should always try to greet Americans. They appreciate it so very much.
Boris is the coolest guy in the UK. Boris, if you are reading this please invite me to your Ritz party
I’m not sure Boris actually reads this site (and some days I earnestly hope that he does not) but you could always try his own blog, over there in the blogroll on the right-hand side.
Isn’t Boris more of a Dorchester sort, though?
fair is fair, but she’s getting invited on the spanish big brother – stupid girl but good cv
Can she speak good Spanish?
Her English has a funny accent, and I say that even in the context of toff British accents. Maybe they’ll subtitle her; if they get someone as good as the Iron Chef guys, this could be really unmissable!
Full write up including pics and more pics of citigroup interns here:
http://canarywharf.blogspot.com
or
http://lucygao.blogspot.com