Lucy Gao, revealed
27 Aug 2006 12 Comments
in Celebrity, Culture, Dating, Humour, Lush Life, Singles, Travel, Work
Thanks to Dealbreaker. My apologies; she’s not in the least platinum blonde, although she is smugly self-satisfied.
Dunno what she has to be so smiley about? Click here for part one, here for part two, with bonus put-downs from coworkers. Lucy Gao, thanks to anal-retentive qualities that would shame even Martha Stewart, has entered the elite group of cybernotorati headed up by Dog Shit Girl.



Aug 27, 2006 @ 18:23:42
Yeah, I’ll have her number, tell the bitch she’s scored a ‘bit of ruff’ geordie lad
Aug 27, 2006 @ 18:34:51
She’s at Balliol. At least, until she has to flee the country from mortification. See if Boris knows her!
Aug 27, 2006 @ 18:55:47
What on Earth is Balliol?
Aug 28, 2006 @ 07:16:09
OMG, you are SO not getting the Boris job. Balliol is Boris’ old college at Oxford. It’s got a reputation for attracting intimidatingly intelligent students. So much for that, eh?
Aug 28, 2006 @ 16:12:58
I haven’t applied for the Boris job, and haven’t decided whether I’m going to yet. Besides I think it would freak to guy out if his research assistant knew his life story.
Aug 28, 2006 @ 17:22:06
I think Boris more or less expects people to know his life story, and not without good reason. I mean, Vanity Fair, dude! I’d settle for a minor spec piece getting run, forget about a big, juicy article with an artsy photo and long introduction to Boris pantsless.
Although that is how one should always try to greet Americans. They appreciate it so very much.
Aug 30, 2006 @ 10:21:20
Boris is the coolest guy in the UK. Boris, if you are reading this please invite me to your Ritz party
Aug 30, 2006 @ 11:37:27
I’m not sure Boris actually reads this site (and some days I earnestly hope that he does not) but you could always try his own blog, over there in the blogroll on the right-hand side.
Isn’t Boris more of a Dorchester sort, though?
Aug 30, 2006 @ 17:39:26
fair is fair, but she’s getting invited on the spanish big brother – stupid girl but good cv
Aug 30, 2006 @ 20:47:39
Can she speak good Spanish?
Aug 31, 2006 @ 06:28:44
Her English has a funny accent, and I say that even in the context of toff British accents. Maybe they’ll subtitle her; if they get someone as good as the Iron Chef guys, this could be really unmissable!
Sep 01, 2006 @ 13:37:19
Full write up including pics and more pics of citigroup interns here:
http://canarywharf.blogspot.com
or
http://lucygao.blogspot.com