Harry Potter and the treasure trail of statutory doom
28 Feb 2007 132 Comments
in Books, Celebrity, Daniel Radcliffe, Dating, Entertainment, Fans, Fantasy, Harry Potter, Literary, Movies, Porn, Sex
Yes, it’s Daniel Radcliffe
Now we know why Sirius had to die. In isolated parts of Nunavut, they could simply have gotten married…
Thanks to the intrepid and ever-vigilant Perez, we now know that the “and two veg” vastly outshines the “meat”, meaning wee Mr. Radcliffe is not only low in calories, but he’s a good source of cancer-fighting phytochemicals. Serve lomi-lomi-style.
Thank me later. Like, when he’s legal.
For more nekkid Radcliffe, check the ol’ raincoaster blog for the play’s poster; for his Match.com profile, and to watch him put the moves on Diana Rigg (also, apparently this photo here is fake, so don’t even think of saving it to your hard drive, posting it in your blog, setting it as your wallpaper, or printing it out poster-sized for hanging in multiples all around your bathroom or boudoir. Don’t even think about it)
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Feb 28, 2007 @ 09:47:18
Watching a Harry Potter movie will never be the same again. Especially now that he has shown us his wand.
Feb 28, 2007 @ 10:06:23
What worries me is that he’s showing signs of trying to grow Creative Facial Hair.
This is a no-fly zone for ol’ raincoaster here. It’s a dealbreaker. The last person who could get away with creative facial hair was Satan, and look where it got him.
Feb 28, 2007 @ 20:53:19
Hey–nothing wrong with facial hair except in three forms:
Long Sideburns: I’d like to try for muttonchops but Mum won’t let me/I can’t grow a full beard yet. Looks dumb on 14-year-olds, dumber on the company president.
The Miami Vice look: In a military uniform you could be second banana in a banana republic. But in Banana Republic you’re a respectable professional?
Soul patch: The merkin for men.
Feb 28, 2007 @ 21:42:31
You have obviously never seen System of a Down. But then, you’re hardly objective on the subject.
Mar 01, 2007 @ 06:09:54
Jesus.
The treasure trail looks like it’s increasing logarithmically..
which means that by the choda his follicles will reach infinity.
Mar 01, 2007 @ 06:33:21
I know: it looks like he’s bonking a roadkill muskrat that he’s glued to his abdomen. And he doesn’t seem to be enjoying it.
Do you think he trims it? They should do a transplant up to his chest.
Mar 01, 2007 @ 15:39:54
Hehe, his bellybutton has sprouted some monster bush. That’s kind of weird.
Mar 02, 2007 @ 00:43:32
It’s the most bizarre natural distribution of body hair I’ve ever seen.
Mar 02, 2007 @ 01:04:36
I thought it was an unnatural distribution of Photoshop, myself.
Mar 02, 2007 @ 01:54:51
Not that one, actually.
Apr 25, 2007 @ 15:42:20
hey daniel
i had lot of respect on you.
i’m one of your great fan ,but please don’t loose your respect.
stop that film.
for heaven’s sake stop that.
Apr 25, 2007 @ 20:50:57
He’s already stopped, from what I understand; he had to do publicity for the new Harry Potter movie, so they’ve had to get someone to take over for him in the play. But he did quite well; I think it was a good career move on his part.
Jul 11, 2007 @ 18:56:53
hola bueno a mi me encanta daniel radclifee bueno yo lo quisiera cono ser yo lo amoooo
Jul 19, 2007 @ 08:40:00
pplz! everybody’s born naked!! we’re not born w/clothes are we?? u’ve seen urself naked! what makes this any different? OMG a penis freak out..every1 has 1!! OMG a vagina freak out, all femals have them!! jeez pplz!! grow up and realize this isn’t porn!! >.<
God bless!
Jul 19, 2007 @ 08:48:40
Yes, but NOBODY is born with that much hair on their navel!
Jul 19, 2007 @ 09:33:11
I remember hearing about this before… who’d have thought Daniel Radcliffe could give Robin Williams a run for his money in the hair stakes? :)
Jul 19, 2007 @ 22:52:57
Really…but only below the bellybutton. THat’s not so much a treasure trail as a freeway.
Jul 21, 2007 @ 01:02:11
Wow, I mean it will be weird to watch harry potter 1&2 now seeing him so small and childish, i dont enjoy this side of him, I liked him better with his cloths on.
Jul 21, 2007 @ 01:28:05
They grow up so fast…sniff!
Jul 21, 2007 @ 19:57:23
Wooooah!!
He’s one hairy sexy beast
lolz
=]
Jul 21, 2007 @ 21:17:25
Yes, you could make a hall runner out of that.
Jul 23, 2007 @ 23:21:59
Woah, slightly wierd……..still shag him though :)
Jul 23, 2007 @ 23:32:22
Yes, but wax or you could get a velcro effect.
Jul 24, 2007 @ 05:46:06
You should circumcise
Jul 24, 2007 @ 05:52:46
I don’t think that affects belly hair, does it? Besides, we’re highly anti-circumchopping around these parts. We wouldn’t dock his tail or his ears, either.
Jul 26, 2007 @ 01:59:00
yes he does!!!!!!!
i love his abs!!!!!!!!
and that new beard!
SOOOO HOT!!!!!!
Jul 26, 2007 @ 08:16:58
Is that GQ he’s on the cover of this month? Very nice blue eyes…that we’ve never gotten to see in Harry Potter, of course.
Jul 29, 2007 @ 10:08:11
hot hot hot!!!!
definetly do him!
I think im in love!
Jul 30, 2007 @ 20:46:59
thats discusting i cannot believe that h would do that , if i was jk rowling i would hate u!!! i think u make urself horny perv!!!
Jul 30, 2007 @ 21:39:07
i think he hott good 4 ya daniel!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 30, 2007 @ 22:19:53
i think the question we should be asking our selfs is why is he naked with a hourse
Jul 30, 2007 @ 22:39:13
Um, because it’s in the play. When you’re old enough, go see it.
Jul 31, 2007 @ 22:56:52
y r u bothering talking u guys don’t understand u selfes. everybody who said something good about Danniel is correct, well the ones who said tha every grow up, an its true. Young harry potter has to grow, and so does danniel Radcliffe and about the hairy things u guys r so immature, sirously listen to ur selfes, people who r hairy r considered normal, and people that shave their stomachs, chest and even privates r considere g models. u know what i mean with G.
Jul 31, 2007 @ 22:59:56
Gay? Homosexual? Faggy? Queens? Friends of Dorothy? Fans of Liza? Fudgepackers? Twinkletoes? Meat Flute Artiste? Fairies?
Aug 02, 2007 @ 19:48:16
WOW WOW WOW!!!!!!!!! I am DEFINATLY in luv!!! good on u dan!! ur real brave. (bytheway.. i will marri ya!!!) lol
Aug 02, 2007 @ 23:42:54
I think you have to wait at least a year, except in Kentucky.
Aug 04, 2007 @ 18:24:41
he is way hot!
step back ladies he is ours! so unless you have some relation to him he is ours!!!!!!
the thing with the whole stomach is soooo laim, that shows that he is not afraid to mature unlike some!!!!
looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu dan!!!!
XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxXxXxXxXXXXxXxXxXXXXXxXxXxXxXxXxXxxXxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Aug 04, 2007 @ 23:19:35
Iaim? Liam? Who’s he?
Aug 05, 2007 @ 00:01:21
Alright I am so fucking tired of this Dan bashing shit. He is not a child, and I tell you what, if that was Johnny Depp every last one of you would be either jerking off or fingering yourselves without regard to his effin hair. It is like understand this said, he has got to grow, and if any of you did your research on this damn play like none of you seem to have done, he does NOT have sex, the point of the play is he tries to and things go wrong, and he can’t get an erection and because of that he threatens the girl and then mutilates the horses for seeing his inability to “Perform”. So what he gets naked, this play is not about Daniel Radcliffe, it is about a troubled boy named Alan Strang. And let me remind you, his name is DANIEL RADCLIFFE NOT HARRY POTTER! He is an amazing actor, but thats the point he is an ACTOR PLAYING A CHARACTER. I thought anyone with an IQ higher than 0 would effin know that.
Aug 05, 2007 @ 00:17:26
Mrs. Radcliffe? What are you don’t posting comments on my blog?
Aug 05, 2007 @ 00:45:59
I am not, though that is pretty funny. And I found this by accident.
Aug 05, 2007 @ 01:11:41
Well you seem quite relentless and defensive. He’s a big boy and a famous movie star. I’m sure he can handle things.
Aug 05, 2007 @ 01:30:00
aaaiii papi!!!!!!!!
yo quero mas radcliffe!!!!!!!!!
Aug 05, 2007 @ 04:54:50
I am, and I am sure he can but the fact of the matter is why go and spread bullshit about him? It is pointless and beyond rude.
Aug 05, 2007 @ 06:01:59
Poopiecaca on you then. By all means go inhabit more reverent sites. It looks like Radcliffe himself has no problem with taking the mickey; perhaps you could learn a lesson from your idol, who isn’t above throwing a condom on Diana Rigg’s head for a laugh.
Aug 06, 2007 @ 05:54:55
I think Dan has something to show and besides him being naked adds up to the spice of his career and as a fan his very sexy
Aug 07, 2007 @ 17:59:18
Omg Dan u r sooooo Flippin hot
My new Number 1 :)
Aug 07, 2007 @ 21:48:06
New??? Who was the old one?
Aug 07, 2007 @ 22:15:05
He’s gorgeous, stop giving him greif about taking off his clothes! HES ONLY HUMAN FOR CHRISTS SAKE! He is a magnificent actor IN CHARACTER! This act only demonstrates his courage and dedication to acting! AND, for the record, he is absolutly gorgeous so why is everyone complaining?!
And stop going on about his body hair! Its normal, at least he doesn’t wax it off like a puff. I’m sure if you went walking along any beach you would find much worse!
Most of you people are acting very immature! I’m 14 and i can handle it!
I completely idolise him!
Aug 07, 2007 @ 22:44:02
Lesson #1: Do not use your real name in your email, particularly not your FULL name, or you will get a creepy stalker and maybe an identity thief too.
Lesson #2: Do not post a live email link on the web or you will be inundated with spam.
Aug 07, 2007 @ 23:15:42
Whoops, You can deleat my e-mail then =/
Aug 07, 2007 @ 23:25:27
Done. Also: best! screen! name! ever!
Aug 11, 2007 @ 18:04:43
iis his penis real its looks good
Aug 11, 2007 @ 21:38:11
I’m presuming his penis is real. As I said in the post, that photo with the penis in it is a fake.
Aug 17, 2007 @ 05:47:34
where and how do you get the the website u mentioned in the “the ol’ raincoaster blog for the play’s poster; for his Match.com profile, and to watch him put the moves on Diana Rigg” part?
Aug 17, 2007 @ 06:01:56
Click on the Daniel Radcliffe tag in the sidebar. He appeared in an episode of Extras where he tried to pick up Dame Diana Rigg (and everything and anything that moved) and had his Match.com profile up: I think that one was called Harry Potter, Dirty Dawg, but I could be mistaken.
Aug 19, 2007 @ 21:09:51
(HARRY) potter – buy a razor
Aug 19, 2007 @ 22:42:25
Awwwww, no way. I like the treasure trail.
Aug 22, 2007 @ 20:11:18
He is soooo hairy.can he f*ck me?
Aug 28, 2007 @ 01:14:43
CharlotteLouise, you have my same first name… but that is not the fucking point!! You need to stop day dreaming about Dan and get into the real world, sure he is cute (like a puppy-dog, otherwise your a grilled-cheese sandwich)but he’s not gonna like you if your older than 19 but hey, you like him, no big deal but go FUCK yourself since you love nude photos of Dan, that is gross… and you are all em-mature! That is why I’m writing this message! If you go look at something else to take your mind off his peck then do that!!!! And ragi… no he will not fuck you!!! If you want him to fuck go to hollywood then ask! (don’t get any ideas!!)
Aug 28, 2007 @ 01:16:50
GROW UP, HE WILL NOT FUCK YOU!!!!! GOD DAMN WOMAN!!
Aug 28, 2007 @ 01:18:19
Jayz, you want to give him a blow job? GROSS
Aug 28, 2007 @ 01:31:01
Charlotte, calm down, sweetie. The thread dates back to February. I’m sure she’s taken her best shot by now.
Besides, maybe he likes older women. Nunya bidness either way.
Aug 28, 2007 @ 13:49:09
I`m sorry, Dan, but this sucks, I really like you, but, this sucks, i dont like naked pics, youre hot, but without youre smyle, and…
Sep 04, 2007 @ 08:48:56
i think that you will lose your fans getting pictures like that!!!!!
Sep 04, 2007 @ 09:12:28
You’re post 65 in the comments thread. Something tells you you might be mistaken about that.
Sep 19, 2007 @ 05:47:26
I think the camera was faulty. nudge nudge wink wink
the camera was to high up!!
Should have been lower!!
But Were not perves
Oct 09, 2007 @ 20:31:49
yo pienso que esta buenísimo Daniel y lastima que no pudiera ir a ver la obra hubiera sido genial…
yo te apoyo Daniel, estás hecho un bombón
Nov 08, 2007 @ 10:09:26
ทุเรศ
Nov 11, 2007 @ 21:32:09
He’s a very good actor, and he hasn’t done anything wrong. That’s all I’m going to say.
Nov 17, 2007 @ 17:26:41
I am not gonna say much but what i am going to say is that many people like him and things like that aren’t exactly gonna go down too well with the mothers of kids who say please can we see the boy in harry potter cos he is on stage when he is in a show in london.A guy in a kids film shouldnt rele jump into the nude stuff yet thats all i am gonna say.
Nov 20, 2007 @ 12:54:57
any onee have daniel’s photos penis?
Nov 23, 2007 @ 01:33:07
dude whats with the massive happy trail?
Nov 23, 2007 @ 21:12:09
If it makes you happy, what’s the problem?
Dec 04, 2007 @ 18:16:54
I still think Elijah Wood could kick Radcliffe’s ass. The question is, would he make him his bitch afterward?
Dec 05, 2007 @ 02:38:30
Vice-versa, I think. But Daniel has nicer fur, it must be said!
Dec 05, 2007 @ 21:05:03
OMG, är det där min lilla söta harry potter? :O
Sexy….
Dec 06, 2007 @ 04:24:11
Well, I understood the LAST word. Agreed!
Dec 17, 2007 @ 23:10:35
WOW daniels penis is WOW!!!!! but i expected something a little bigger! hey guys i got a joke 4 ya a part from the harry potter books what is the other thing that has gotten longer over the years?…………i think you get my point!!!! but his hair looks hot!!!!(on his head) lol and when did he become a hairy beast!!!
Jan 14, 2008 @ 21:41:57
Heyy i think he hott but i could’ve gone a loong time without seeing his hairy penis…ICK!
Jan 15, 2008 @ 00:17:22
That’s not actually his penis; it’s a photoshop.
Jan 16, 2008 @ 17:13:20
OMG u r so hunky n fit SEXY!!! i want u BAD nice bod escecially down below oh yeh i’m lovin it.
Jan 16, 2008 @ 17:14:04
for his penis type equus daniel radcliffe into google on pics
Jan 16, 2008 @ 21:44:57
Thanks. You’ll see eight billion Photoshop fakes. There are some real photos, but you won’t find them that way.
Jan 18, 2008 @ 02:24:45
Aii, o dan e o amor da minha vida eu love ele ,,, ele e muito gataooo muito perfeitoo ,,, eu gosto dele do geito que ele e !!
bj
Jan 23, 2008 @ 23:26:38
Hey so hes hot and a little hairy. I think that growing up and having hair is ok. I think that he is really doing good for himself and that this was asmart move to try and show people that he is not harry potter. He is a real human being. Grow up Magic is not real…. Hes hot and he didi good for himself i think that that should count for something. Stop doggin him all the time.
Jan 24, 2008 @ 10:33:57
You mean like in this post from a year ago? Okaaaaaaaay! I’ll stop that right away.
Feb 28, 2008 @ 10:40:00
Hey look~ No matter how hairy he is, it’s natural for british people. so stick with it lol. He’s so hot so talented!!!
Feb 28, 2008 @ 12:40:53
it’s natural for british people
You’ve never dated an Italian, have you, Jocelyn?
Mar 04, 2008 @ 00:35:27
poeple this is old news i saw that “amazing” pictue months ago and to every moron asking will he fuck me get real he won’t even know you exist. i think he’s SOOO HOT! oh about the full frontal picture only one is real: he’s standing in front of the white horse it’s black and white
Mar 04, 2008 @ 12:36:17
Wow, thanks for the update, Einstein. Did you happen to note that this picture was posted over a year ago?
Mar 20, 2008 @ 06:23:50
awesome !
wanna fuck wittu :)
Mar 20, 2008 @ 09:17:55
You’re not my type, sweetheart.
Mar 24, 2008 @ 13:22:24
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
hes sexy but im chokin on the hair….lol…
Mar 24, 2008 @ 23:40:18
What’s love without a little challenge?
Mar 27, 2008 @ 15:49:19
sorry but that is gross…..Is he even old enough to do that kind of stuff yet….???
Mar 30, 2008 @ 06:22:23
omfg! (oh my furry gerbil!) i love daniel radcliffe. and i agree with everyone that he is human. we were born naked. it is normal to be hairy and especially that he’s british. but everyone that says, “oh, he’s ugly!” “oh sooo gross!” needs to shut up and get out of here because if you don’t like him, then why are you looking on this website at his sexy pictures? you need to get a life and leave him alone! besides, all you that want to screw him,,, i call first dibs on him and his sexy-licious body. so you’ll have to wait for him, won’t you? but if you’re coming in here hating my danny boy, then get the fuck outta here!
To: daniel radcliffe
i love you so much!
Mar 30, 2008 @ 06:35:02
FIRST dibs? Oh, sweetie, you’re about eight years too late.
Mar 31, 2008 @ 17:56:52
Yes, yes you do make me horny.
Apr 10, 2008 @ 20:46:36
fake pic, take a look at it, its an obvious photoshop. the shading on the neck does not match the position of the head. you can even see the lines where they cut his head out
Apr 12, 2008 @ 05:14:45
i like he
Apr 19, 2008 @ 05:22:02
I luv his eyes and abs!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 19, 2008 @ 07:32:02
But you wouldn’t throw his upper torso out of bed for eating crackers, now would you?
Apr 24, 2008 @ 20:40:37
thats bloody discusting…now Rupert Grint…mmmm now your talking
Apr 24, 2008 @ 20:54:24
Would you say the same if you knew he had novelty pubes, though?
Apr 27, 2008 @ 17:12:50
It’s odd, but why give him such a hard time. I just wanted to ask why you posted something on your blog, to have a bitch at. It stumped me, but hey, have a nice laugh as you are OBVIOUSLY always right. (Haha)
Apr 28, 2008 @ 00:13:25
Sweetie, what do you think a blog is FOR?
Apr 30, 2008 @ 08:10:28
i wanna sex with him
Apr 30, 2008 @ 08:12:07
pl. i wanna sex with him
Apr 30, 2008 @ 08:18:45
I’ll be sure and let him know the next time I see him.
May 05, 2008 @ 22:11:56
I don’t care he’s still pretty damn fine to me!!!!!!
May 12, 2008 @ 23:23:45
If i had a chance i would so have sex with him YES!!!!!!!!.
May 15, 2008 @ 00:13:15
I dont really know what to think…!!! I used to love him…!! And the people who wrote whois sexy,horny or you simply loved what he did,,…!! You are so wrong… I mean, how can he put an image of him naked, or how can he permit that…???? I mean, think, you dont put you’re naked photos on internet?? do you?? eeww…. you really dont do that, that is weird…!!
Daniel: you dissapoint me…!!!!
Dearly, AnA rOjAsSss..!
May 23, 2008 @ 15:13:24
daniel is a gay. he is a gay star for gay film… and his penis is very small
May 24, 2008 @ 09:12:02
ohaaaa yani daniel’ın bu fotolarını önceden görmüştüm birinde popo su tam görünüyodu ama hiç yorm yasmamıştım ama bn den söylemesi çok korkunç bi foto bu
May 24, 2008 @ 09:24:33
Why that’s just what I was going to say.
May 24, 2008 @ 13:44:43
Okay so!!! get over it. Danielle did not wanna only be known as Potter. So he’s naked,,,big deal. And the hair.. well erm, natural i guess lmimp. He’s still mightily hot and sexy and cute. But i must say this imagine isn’t 1 that’ll be out of my mind soon lol. He’s spell is still cast on me though. AVADA KEDAVRA. mwah
May 28, 2008 @ 12:27:58
i agree with that. grow up people! omg! he has hair there! omg! its natural dudes! d’oh. lets stop this stupid disscusion about fake hair… >.<
Jun 06, 2008 @ 23:27:21
dont you guys think this is a tad disgusting
Jun 07, 2008 @ 00:18:19
What, the nekkidness, or the comments?
Jun 07, 2008 @ 19:29:33
Harry Potter looks like a hobo lol hes a stupid idiot he looks like hes on drugs he smokes no wonder
Jun 07, 2008 @ 21:50:44
Guys its photoshopped can you tell his abs suddently dissapeared (: its photoooooshopppppeeeddddd (: (: (:
thank you
Jun 08, 2008 @ 00:08:08
He doesn’t HAVE abs. He’s English.
Jul 10, 2008 @ 22:38:51
ok he is so stupid he should go to hell
Jul 10, 2008 @ 22:40:20
id rather have sex w/ a horse! id would be better to have horse cum up my ass than his cum!
Jul 11, 2008 @ 06:19:19
There’s a farm in Washington State that can make your dreams come true.
Jul 14, 2008 @ 05:32:58
its fake!i can see the neck cut off and change skin color they just put harry’s head on a pic of someone ele’s body!
Aug 05, 2008 @ 19:46:28
oh, thanx raincoaster. i mean bitch. he is so fucking stupid. and so are you. yeah, i would dream to have a horse penis up my ass. why don’t you go have sex with him because he makes you so horny? your a fucking horses ass and you know it.
Aug 06, 2008 @ 01:19:14
ewww. gross. if you ask me i like cody linly so much better than daniel. cody is cute, sensative, tan, kind, caring, smart, and HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!! DANIEL IS STUPID, UNCARING, MEAN, NOT VERY BRIGHT, ETC. ETC. OH I FORGOT…HE IS UUUUUUGGGGGGGLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Aug 06, 2008 @ 01:38:44
ok. tell him that i think he is a total rip off and he should stop dissapointing his fans w/ nasty pics. tell him to grow up and if he is that stupid that he should go on air on disney channel telling people that rhiannon kornak thinks that he should grow up and get a life. i feel sorry for you raincoaster. i do really feel sorry for you. its kinda sad that you are dating a retard like him. doing stuff like this behind his back? what kinda girlfriend are you?! geeze…i bet your just an over-sized gorrilla waiting for him to have sex w/ you. i sure hope he sees what you are doing to him on this website. leting people talk about him behind his back. geeze. grow up and get a life raincoaster. come back when you get one, will ya? by the way…nice comments…sweetie. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! WHY SO SERIOUS???? HA HA HA HA HA.
Jul 05, 2009 @ 19:39:38
i think that is the sexiest thing i have ever seen.