21 thoughts on “quiz: how much of a smartass are you?”

1. Soembody needs to calibrate this quiz – it obviously doesn’t detect irony and backhandedness . . .

   How much of a smart @ss are you?
   Your Result: What?

   You call yourself a smart @ss? Your smart @ss level is too low to even be considered being a smart @ss. You really need to work on your smart @ss skills if you want to have a higher score

2. See, I’m in another league entirely. I didn’t find one for lame punster or ASCII Artsie, but I’ll keep looking if it makes you feel better.

3. Apparently I’m the biggest smart @ss around. So now what – some sort of tie-breaker based on the actual size of our @sses? In which case – I win! :)

4. You are definettly a smart @ss!! Your only one level away from being the best smart @ss around! You love to show off your smart @ss talents to friends and family, and they are not as thrilled to hear them.You are the prince or princsess or smart @ss!!

   Whoever made this quiz can’t spell. Also I didn’t get a percentage so how did you?

5. Apparently, I scored so low I don’t even qualify. I’m a little put out.

6. az, you haven’t seen the size of my ass. It may be large, but it’s perfectly formed!

   I can see all of these being pretty accurate. I should have been smart assier, but I’ve been in a good mood lately, so that skewed the result.

   I only got a percentage because I looked at the bar chart and estimated. The damn thing won’t display the bar graph fill when you paste it in here and I can’t figure out why.

7. You’re just jealous because a) of my Sylvia Plath’s cat remark a few weeks ago, and b) that my ass outspans your ass by a comfortable margin.

8. You’re an American: you’ve got a HUGE natural advantage when it comes to asses.

9. I was reckoning on size (as in biggest), not shape, winning.

   ohhh, I remember that Sylvia Plath remark – inspired!

10. But you still don’t know the size of my ass. When Metro drove me to his desert hideout he took a car and a truck, but he put me in the truck: there’s a reason for it.

11. There’s a reason I can’t swim through the Panama Canal . . . . .

12. Oh yeah? Well my @ss is so big that I’d need one of them U-Haul trailers specially designed for transporting horses (do I win?).

13. not unless your U-Haul has to sail around the Cape of Good Hope to circumnavigate the globe.

14. My ass is so big that when I back up, I sound a warning horn going ‘beep beep beep beep . . . .”

15. My ass is so big it’s painted yellow and has a lable saying ‘fill with non-sulfur diesel’

16. and has ‘CATERPILLAR’ in big black letters

17. FFE, your result was ‘What?’

    I don’ see how this qualifies you for the big @ss tie breaker …

18. because the quiz was obviously flawed, and I’m still on the list of prohibited traffic at the Gatun Locks.

    Hey Rain, see how many Americans know what the Gatun Locks are! Eh?

19. Fair point. Besides, U-Haul doesn’t make horse trailers, as defrostindoors could tell you. FFE wins the Big-Ass BIGASS award.

20. I thank my non-adoring public . . . .

21. This is hilarious. Good to forward to other people.

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