Yep, another scary-accurate one. Man, the guy who writes these must be psychic, eh?
Your Stripper Song Is |
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Closer by Nine Inch Nails “You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no Soul to tell” When you dance, it’s a little scary – and a lot sexy. |
What Song Should You Strip To?
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“Super Freak by Rick James
“That girl is pretty wild now
The girl’s a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine”
Freaky? Yes. But you’re also pretty darn funny.”
Funny? A funny stripper? :?
I’m Depeche Mode. Damn! I was so sure I’d be Nine Inch Nails
Whoa, those are both cool, though.
Az, you didn’t like Little Miss Sunshine, did you?
Oh no, I loved Little Miss Sunshine and had totally forgotten that was her song.
Feel better now. :)
Your Stripper Song Is
Master and Servant by Depeche Mode
“There�s a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees”
Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice.
Okay, I gotta go and get my mind around this one. It’s worse than being Lucy Lawless’ boob twin . . . .
My Love Is Like … Wo by Mya
“My love is like…wo
My kiss is like…wo
My touch is like…wo”
You’re the full package – and you let everyone know it!
It must’ve been that sexy devil outfit……
No further comment necessary.
STB.
I think I’m going to have to make a playlist. Actually, I know a couple of strippers and all they strip to is Guns ‘n Roses, “cuz guys don’t like anything they haven’t already heard.”
Dirrty by Christina Aguelera
“Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain’t dirrty
You ain’t here to party”
You’re so dirty, you make Christina look clean.
Ummm… I think I’ll go take a shower!
That’s a great one. I really DO have to make a playlist.
Um. They gave me a Britney Spears song.
I object.
Well in her day she was sexy as hell. And as Ed the Sock said, even strippers couldn’t manage some of those moves. But take it again and answer differently; I’ll give you a mulligan on this one.
I better stick with Britney it is not getting better.
Oh dear. Vanilla Ice?
@ max…
Was it Toxic? That was pretty sexy. Well… maybe in retrospect it was just skanky.
Yes. Toxic.
Hey, Toxic’s pretty sexy, and she’s not working the slutty schoolgirl vibe in that one at least.
I went and checked it out on YouTube. It is okay. NIN sounds way cooler.
I’m just scarier, max. Ask Metro.
But does it still sound cool on the accordion?
If you start doing the chicken dance I am throwing beer — and it will be U.S. beer too.
NOT THAT! Of course, it’s not strong enough to dissolve snow, so what do I have to fear, really?
What about the Macarena? The Chicken Dance has not actually made it up to Vancouver…although somewhere on this blog is a Bird Flu Dance video.
You say that is the Macarena but I have to wonder why you are hanging off a pole with a bunch of dollars stuck in your underoos I have never seen the Macarena done like that.
Oh, you must do the MEXICAN Macarena; up here we do the Medicine Hat Macarena. Very different; I understand in yours there’s not the part with the war pony?
If you pull a a pony out on that stage I am calling your parents.
I’m not too worried about the pony… but the cage of gerbils scare me.
I thought Canadians had the solution to gerbils – duct tape
re. http://www.redgreen.com/
Well, how do you think I can stay on that pole?